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• Unknown

  2012-06-05 20:30:55 edited 2012-06-05 20:31:10

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• Icalasari

  2012-06-05 20:32:28

  ⊗¯\_(ツ)_/¯⊗

  ^ It's common knowledge if you aren't an idiot who is so slow to get things that it literally took him months to realize the kitchen was painted...
  
• PlutoniumFist

  2012-06-05 20:37:00

  Living tissue over endoskeleton.

  King_Friday and Justice42 are two halves of one whole, living weapons designed to raise the ultimate life form.
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2012-06-05 21:06:38

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  King_Friday and Justice42 are King_Friday and Justice42.
  
  Lain is their child, much like you are your mother's child (except your mother probably didn't name their children after anime characters)
  
• One-Winged Eagle

  2012-06-05 21:17:31

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  All kings are in question!
  
  *GASP*
• Princess Alice

  2012-06-05 22:57:57

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  King_Friday is a man and Justice42 is a woman

   

  
  

  ...It is true!
• Justice4243

  2012-06-06 01:43:25

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  OF COURSE! IT ALL MAKES SENSE, NOW!

  
  

  *menstruates* 
• Haven

  2012-06-06 01:50:48

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  ...wait, OP, how did you hear KF's gender before seeing their full username? 
• Princess Alice

  2012-06-06 01:52:51

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I think at times Justice has referenced her as just "Friday"...
• Haven

  2012-06-06 01:57:34 edited 2012-06-06 01:57:45

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  You mean him. I guess that makes sense, since KF doesn't post as often.
• Icalasari

  2012-06-06 03:47:29

  ⊗¯\_(ツ)_/¯⊗

  Haven: Pretty much, yeah
• Misery

  2012-06-06 03:53:35

  The sadness will last forever.

  I thought King Friday was a dude.
• Imipolex G

  2012-06-06 19:48:03

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Silly humans, thinking gender matters on the internets
  
• Unknown

  2012-06-06 19:51:12

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• Imipolex G

  2012-06-06 20:00:33

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Today I thought...
  
  "Do I dare to hug a squid?"
  
  that this should be the first line of...something
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-06-06 20:01:31

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  First line of defense against the invading Martians?
• Imipolex G

  2012-06-06 20:03:48

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Martians ain't squids. Sir Isaac Newton proved that one
  
• Unknown

  2012-06-06 20:31:38

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• Imipolex G

  2012-06-06 20:31:54

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Sure why not. *hugs squid*
  
• Unknown

  2012-06-06 20:32:42

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• Yarrun XIX

  2012-06-06 20:34:44

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Imipolex G said:

  Today I thought...
  
  "Do I dare to hug a squid?"
  
  that this should be the first line of...something
  

  This makes me think of a reimagining of the Love Song of Alfred Prufrock.
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-06-06 20:35:33

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Well, that's obviously what it's a reference to. But it could be used as a springboard for something else. Something much more...squiddly.
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2012-06-06 20:46:20

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  The Love Song of Jeff Octopus?
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2012-06-06 20:46:38

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  The Octopus has to be named Jeff. There's no other name for it.
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-06-06 20:47:17

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Not Grigori?
  
• Unknown

  2012-06-06 20:59:34

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• Imipolex G

  2012-06-06 21:01:13

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Y'know, I'm pretty sure that GR is the only book I've ever bought twice.
  
  YNTKT
  
• Unknown

  2012-06-06 21:07:34

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• Imipolex G

  2012-06-06 21:08:03

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  The first copy got really worn out. So I wanted a new one.
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-06-06 21:08:46

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  But...worn out books are the best!
• Imipolex G

  2012-06-06 21:10:22

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  "Worn out" as in "could not be held without literally falling apart".
  
  A purely practical matter. I still have the old copy, though.
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-06-06 21:12:09

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  That's...pretty damn worn out.

  
  

  What condition is the second copy in?
• Imipolex G

  2012-06-06 21:16:40

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Still good. I've been careful with it.
  
• Unknown

  2012-06-06 21:31:18

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• Princess Alice

  2012-06-06 21:36:34

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I had a paperback copy of Sorcerer's Stone first, and after several years it ended up falling apart...but thankfully my grandfather bought me a hardcover edition, so now I have the whole series in hardcover!
• Unknown

  2012-06-06 21:50:19

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• Imipolex G

  2012-06-06 21:51:45

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I kinda would like to have a copy of the GR with the Frank Miller cover
  
  Just because
  
• Haven

  2012-06-06 21:51:55

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  "Do I dare to hug a squid?"

  Read this thread's title as the answer to this question.
• Icalasari

  2012-06-07 02:40:18

  ⊗¯\_(ツ)_/¯⊗

  ^