ITT: We are farm animals

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• Jumpingzombie

  2011-08-18 01:55:45

  Eat her Skippy
  
  Go get the cat.
  
• thespacephantom

  2011-08-18 02:00:19

  -eats the cat accidentally- :D
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-08-18 02:03:57 edited 2011-08-18 02:04:15

  Good boy!
  
  I mean, ooh dear. Here, have a treat for the trauma you just wen through.
  
• Tanya

  2011-08-18 02:18:25

  Pizza Dog

  ~Still has 6 lives left~
  
  ~Sits in a hot-air ballon in the middle of the sky~
  
  Meeeoooow!
  
• Boney

  2011-08-18 06:45:47 edited 2011-08-18 06:46:42

  TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut

  baaa
• thespacephantom

  2011-08-18 12:59:50

  Arf! :D -eats treat-
• Imipolex G

  2011-08-18 13:10:28

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  moo
• Boney

  2011-08-18 13:13:01

  TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut

  baaaa
• thespacephantom

  2011-08-18 13:16:58

  -falls asleep under a tree- 
• Boney

  2011-08-18 13:18:56

  TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut

  baaa
• Imipolex G

  2011-08-18 13:25:53

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  -grazes-
• Boney

  2011-08-18 13:48:16

  TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut

  baaa
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-08-18 20:02:09

  -shoots down hot air balloon-
  
  -tips grazing Imicow-
  
  -pets Loidsheep-
  
  -gives Skippy a bloodbath-
  
• Imipolex G

  2011-08-18 22:28:58

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  -gets back up-
  
  moo
  
• thespacephantom

  2011-08-18 22:35:02

  Arf! :D -shakes self off-
• Boney

  2011-08-19 08:35:28

  TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut

  baaa
• Imipolex G

  2011-08-19 14:09:02

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  mooooooooooooo
• Boney

  2011-08-19 17:19:57

  TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut

  baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-08-19 17:34:58

  -fixes Laughterhouse after the cown stampede-
  
• Imipolex G

  2011-08-19 19:49:49

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  mooo
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-08-19 20:23:48

  -throws rocks at cow-
  
  EAT MORE
  
• Imipolex G

  2011-08-19 20:43:49

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  -eats-
  
  moo
  
• Boney

  2011-08-20 08:27:14

  TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut

  baaaaaa
• Imipolex G

  2011-08-20 22:39:30

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  mooooooooooooo
• Yarrun XIX

  2011-08-20 22:56:42

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  -is the city-slicker-
  
  
  
• Tanya

  2011-08-20 23:12:10

  Pizza Dog

  ~picks self out of wrecked hot-air-balloon wreckage-
  
  -Sees Yarrun-
  
  -bites on Yarrun's sleeve to try and warn him away-
  
  Mrreow!
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2011-08-20 23:15:57 edited 2011-08-20 23:16:20

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  -chases Catclock away-
  
  Not now, you mangy mongrel. I'm sizing this place up. Going to pay the farmer big to make this into a factory plant
  
  (in case you don't know, I'm the capitalist villain in this peace. )
  
• Imipolex G

  2011-08-20 23:24:08

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  moo
  
  So I guess that means we animals must mount a counteroffensive. We must save the farm!
  
  moo
  
• thespacephantom

  2011-08-20 23:29:33

  -bites nasty capitalist villain- Grrrrrr
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-08-21 05:35:23

  Well now, capitalist city man, we don't take kindly to your type around here. There's already a nice Laughterhouse here that everybody likes.
  
• Imipolex G

  2011-08-22 12:02:36

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  moo
  
  Hm, what's worse, the capitalist city villain, or the Laughterhouse?
  
• Boney

  2011-08-22 12:46:30

  TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut

  baaa
• thespacephantom

  2011-08-22 13:57:24

  arf! :D -chases tail-
• Boney

  2011-08-22 15:17:42

  TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut

  baaaaa
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-08-22 16:40:42

  Capitalism, obviously. It's MONEYS.
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2011-08-22 17:03:30

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  -shakes off spacey-
  
  Now see here, you talking, biting critters, I can make this place into something great! Take this farm and make it into something people will come and see. It doesn't even have to be a factory. How would you guys like to turn this place into the biggest mall in the world?
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-08-22 17:14:01

  EVIL CAPITALISTS. That's not the way of the good-hearted, simple country folk.
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2011-08-22 19:43:37

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Or...I could replace this Laughterhouse that you biters keep mentioning with a candy store. Huh? Huh?
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-08-22 21:38:16

  No the Laughterhouse is where my power comes from  an important part of this here community.
  
• Imipolex G

  2011-08-22 22:24:20

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Replace the Laughterhouse with a miniature golf course.
  
  moo
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2011-08-23 00:05:39

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Now, here we got a free-thinker! Or free-ranger thinker!
  
  -sidles up to cow-
  
  You and me are going to go places.
  
• Imipolex G

  2011-08-23 00:19:59

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  moo
  
  -is suspicious-
  
• Tanya

  2011-08-23 04:53:21

  Pizza Dog

  Meow!
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-08-23 11:03:23

  Either the cat is going to side with the city slicker, maul him or side with him, then double cross him.
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2011-08-23 16:47:16

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Oh, don't be silly, my bovine friend! I'm a vegetarian!
  
• Imipolex G

  2011-08-23 16:48:25

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  moo
  
  Prove it.
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2011-08-23 17:05:18

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  -gratuitously chews nearby grass-
  
• Imipolex G

  2011-08-23 17:50:54

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  CHEW IT, MAN
  
  CHEW IT ALL
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2011-08-23 17:55:28

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  -razes the entire area of its delicious foilage-
  
  There. Believe me now?
  
• Imipolex G

  2011-08-23 18:11:22

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  No.
  
  -a truckload of vegetables arrives-
  
  Eat up.