Gary Johnson's and Virgil Goode's birth certificates

glennmagusharvey · 2012-05-28 16:32:47

Can anyone find them?

I know people have mostly been focused on finding Barack Obama's birth certificate, and some people have also talked about looking for Mitt Romney's birth certificate.

But why are so many people neglecting the minor-party candidates? We have to make sure the Libertarian Party and Constitution Party nominees are natural-born Americans too!

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Fossilmaiden · 2012-05-28 17:52:30

Jesus was meant to arrive yesterday. He stood us up. Again. Talk about tardy.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-05-28 17:53:25

John McCain wasn't even born in the United States!

Obā-san · 2012-05-28 17:54:15

He was born on american soil though.

^ ^

Ace Rimmer · 2012-05-28 17:57:24

He was born on american soil though.

Actually the Panama Canal Zone wasn't US soil until 1937 so therefore John McCain only became a US citizen retroactively.

Obā-san · 2012-05-28 18:27:57

He was born on a naval air station, so it was US territory.

DickGrabrod · 2012-05-28 19:30:13

Wait, someone named their kid Virgil?

glennmagusharvey · 2012-05-28 23:32:40

Yes. It was probably Octavian who did that.

You see...Virgil Goode; Ovid Badde.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-05-29 05:39:35

He was born on a naval air station, so it was US territory.

Some people believe McCain was born in Panama City.

Gary Johnson's and Virgil Goode's birth certificates

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