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let me tell you about my favarite webcomic

EelektrossEelektross
edited 2012-05-18 10:40:51 in General
its calld Homosuck

its a cumming of aeg story by anthony hussie. its main character is john egbert, who is a normal white boy living in suburbs with his dad. he has three frinds from across the globe: roes lalond, who lives in another suburb with her alcohlic mother, dav strider, who lives somewhre in texas with his bro, nd jad who lives in a deserted island alon with a cosmic dog. 

john is playing this gam calld sburb, which has the powar to wrap reality. like suddenly all this meters start destorying erth and he has to prototyp his cyber-elf to get in2 the medium. roes dav and jad do the sam ting too (but jad does it latr in teh story) so tey end up on a big planet tat has somthing to do with there titles. 

tey also hav dremselves. thes dremselves live in either derp (the evil city) or prostate (the good city). derp and prostate orbit sgaea, which is a big orb of things. in derp ther is a guy calld jack black. jack black likes killin people and crossdressing. he is a dick (this is a MAJPOR plotpoint)

they are psetered by these trolls. psst! this next centense is a SECRET the trolls are alins forom the planet Altrnia. the trolls each hav somethin to do with the zodiac (this is a MAJOR plotpoint). the first trolls to bothr them are cockrot and retezi. cockrot is THIS GUY WHO LIKES SHOTING AND BEING MEAN and retezi is his girlfriend who 4LSO L1K3S SHOT1NG BUT 1N L33TSP34K. they are joind by a whol bunch of other trolls. each troll has somethin to do wit internet couture (e.g: equus is a fury, gamze is a jugalo, tarvos is a rp fetishist) my favorit trol is Eridn because I can relate no-one understands me eithr T_T

!!!SOPILERS PAST THIS PONT!!!

so jack black is being botherd by his ex-wife about things and then he kils his xwife and gets her ring. he uses it to become a wolfaboo and he kills everyyone from derp and prostate. the only survivr is a guy calld WV who is kinda short. WV is also a big plot point. WV goes to erth which is dead becaus of all the METERS and he gives john cheats 4 teh game. (JON/WV 4EVER) it turns ot that jades cosmic dog is an fist guardian, which mens he is powerful and stuff. EVERY unverse has a fist guaridan, including the trolls Roes meets the trolls first gurdian named DC Scratch DC Scratch tris to hit on her bcos he is a ladis mnn and also gets hr involvd with thes lovcraft creaturs calld the whoreorrterrors (see what i did thar) Roes gets posesd by teh whororterors and she trys to kill jack black but she dis instead and then jon maks out wit her corpse because he grabs any and every oportunity to have contact with wimmenz but mostly becase hes a neckrophile. he is such anekrophile that he revivs roes whil jack black watches in arousal.

meanwhil on Alternia sum trolls are LARPing to hard. viriska sekret is slappin tarvos around becauss she wants to becum his haet girfrend or somthing (troll romanc is stupid) eridn is being a wussy, araedia and solluz are getin killd by viriska and retezi is trynto do something and cockrot is just sittin there in SHER FUSTATION. the trolls version of jack black (who is cooler than wolfaboo jack black bcoz he dosnt kill everyone)  is makin frends with cockrot and then Araedia gets revivd ass a robot and KILLS VIRISKA. viriska mindcuntrolls tarvos into palcing her on teh cwestbed which meks her a god. wolfaboo jack black somhow makes it to teh medium and chases araedia to the hard of derp where the her cquestbet is. and then DC Scratch explodes and turns into Lord Blackadder.

and then he kills Anthony Hussie. The end

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