Nerd nerd nerd, you're a nerd

Eelektross · 2012-05-16 22:35:06

OK nerds, let's get out some coke and start playing Mass Effect! You can have sex with blue-skinned aliens in it

NERD THREAD 2: ELECTRIC GEEKALOO

Misery · 2012-05-16 22:36:25

What is with you and nerds?

Imipolex G · 2012-05-16 22:37:12

Is there anyone here who is not a nerd?

Eelektross · 2012-05-16 22:38:52

I find nerds attractive.

...But not in a homosexual manner. I just think they're cute

...In a totally not gay way

DickGrabrod · 2012-05-16 22:39:22

Ha! Nerds!

-wedgies for everyone-

-then goes to watch My Little Pony-

Eelektross · 2012-05-16 22:44:34

^ W-whatever, you b-big j-jerk...

-plays mass effect, has sex with the consort as femshep-

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Justice4243 · 2012-05-17 04:40:22

Friday spends hours of her time looking up magic cards and thinking up decks. Just putting it out there...

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Ace Rimmer · 2012-05-17 13:17:44

Is there anyone here who is not a nerd?

Me because I am female gendered and therefore can't be a nerd

PlutoniumFist · 2012-05-17 13:34:19

AIN'T NO NERD HERE, JUST SUPREME BROMMANDER OF THE ALLIED FORCES, A REAL STRAIGHTUP MUSCLEDUDE POLOSHIRT BUCKIN AND ROARIN AS HE BURSTS STRAIGHT OUTTA THE GATES OF COOLTOWN!!!

Tre · 2012-05-17 13:36:50

Justice4243 · 2012-05-17 13:39:24

Obligatory:

Imipolex G · 2012-05-17 14:15:46

nerdsville

Justice4243 · 2012-05-17 14:38:57

Population...us?

Anyone else think the OP should use Mt. Dew instead of Coke?

Imipolex G · 2012-05-17 14:42:39

I prefer Dr. Pepper

Ace Rimmer · 2012-05-17 14:42:41

Mt. Dew

Eww, satan's piss tastes better than that "Stuff"

Justice4243 · 2012-05-17 14:46:13

...I'm kinda glad I don't know what Satan's Piss taste's like...

Oh wait...

Satan's Piss recipe

1 1/2 oz Bacardi® 151 rum
3 dashes Tabasco® sauce

Read more: Satan's Piss recipe http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink1751.html#ixzz1v9cAGiUl

I guess I kinda know what Satan's Piss tastes like.

I guess I could drink one or the other depending on my mood.

Obā-san · 2012-05-17 14:47:53

It's Mtn Dew, and it's good.

Fuck haters.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-05-17 14:48:00

That sounds like a trillion times better than what Mountain Dew tastes like.

Obā-san · 2012-05-17 14:48:17

YOUR OPINION IS WRONG.

Justice4243 · 2012-05-17 14:48:49

OH SNAP!

Ace Rimmer · 2012-05-17 14:50:11

YOUR OPINION IS WRONG

Listen Mate, I tried Mountain Dew because you can buy it here from B&M and it was utterly disgusting. It was sweet as fuck :(

Imipolex G · 2012-05-17 14:53:55

Mountain Dew is okay, not my favorite.

My opinion is correct.

Irene · 2012-05-17 14:53:56

I like Mt. Dew and Mello Yellow, personally. But to each their own, right?

Justice4243 · 2012-05-17 14:55:06

>Implying "Sweet as fuck" is a bad thing

But yes, it is indeed sweet as fuck. We probably consume way more sugar on this side of the pond.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-05-17 14:56:54

What is Mello Yellow?

But yes, it is indeed sweet as fuck. We probably consume way more sugar on this side of the pond.

I guess so but things like Hershey bars are very nice.

Irene · 2012-05-17 14:58:08

It's Coke's version of Mt. Dew. Just less sweet, and more "fiery to your throat".(I forgot the term)

Justice4243 · 2012-05-17 15:00:44

"Bite"?

I guess so but things like Hershey bars are very nice.

My wife doesn't like Hershey's bars. But I have another English friend that loves them.

Irene · 2012-05-17 15:01:43

Nah. Spicy, kind of. I guess no term works perfectly. Bite is okay.

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Ace Rimmer · 2012-05-17 15:06:39

My wife doesn't like Hershey's bars.

Why doesn't she like them?

But I have another English friend that loves them.

I have the chocolate and almond one for dinner and tea at college. They are well better than Cadbury bars imo but shush, for appearances sake I couldn't admit that irl otherwise they'll rip up my British card

Justice4243 · 2012-05-17 15:09:11

She has the same problem with them that you have with Mountain Dew.

She does like these however:

Unknown · 2012-05-17 15:09:52

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Ace Rimmer · 2012-05-17 15:11:53

Is it fun to be British?

Define Fun.

Unknown · 2012-05-17 15:12:17

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Ace Rimmer · 2012-05-17 15:15:17

Then no

Justice4243 · 2012-05-17 15:24:53

England is in very short supply of robots.

Public transit that can actually get you pretty far in a reasonable amount of time seems fun.

Though, you'd get used to it after a while, I'm sure.

Super accessible and inexpensive Fish and Chips would be cool.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-05-17 15:26:56

Is Friday a veggie or a vegan?

Justice4243 · 2012-05-17 15:28:11

Hahahaha. No and No.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-05-17 15:29:20

I see

ProfessorGator · 2012-05-17 15:30:58

Justice42 said:
Super accessible and inexpensive Fish and Chips would be cool.

This warrants a yesquote from me. I haven't had fish and chips much, but I'd definitely like to have it again. And again. And... you get the idea.

As I've said before, I don't mind sweet stuff for the most part. I don't like fizzy drinks, though, so I can't comment on the quality of any particular soda.

Obā-san · 2012-05-17 16:04:26

England is in very short supply of robots.

Build robots that could spy on people and I'm sure that would be rectified quickly. :P

Obā-san · 2012-05-17 16:07:21

The Germans have the most efficient delicious chocolate candy in general.

Justice4243 · 2012-05-17 17:01:09

BUT HAVE THEY WEAPONIZED ALCOHOLIZED IT?!

Ace Rimmer · 2012-05-17 17:03:39

That doesn't contain Weed

Whale is disappoint

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Salix Babylonika · 2012-05-17 18:30:00

That's Dutch, not German.

THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.

NOT ALL GERMANIC PEOPLES ARE THE SAME ;_;

Eelektross · 2012-05-17 21:41:55

Nonsense! A proper female human can never be a nerd or else she deserves to be quarantined on a desert island, which is what happens to female nerds, which are otherwise fictional! Everyone knows it is only okay for guys to be nerdy!

Girl-nerds? WHERE?

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Ace Rimmer · 2012-05-18 09:21:07

Btw

I know why Mt Dew tastes sweet as fuck.

It has 12g of sugar per 100ml compared with stuff like Fanta that has 9g of sugar per 100ml.

Nerd nerd nerd, you're a nerd

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