Councilers Thread of Counciling.

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• Devil Morgan

  2011-08-01 15:20:15

  Knight of Centralia | May those who accept their fate find happiness, may those who defy it find glory.
  

  Why do I get the feeling that if I was feeling bad and talked to you, you'd deliberately make me feel worse?
  
  >_>
  
• thespacephantom

  2011-08-01 15:25:12

  WAAH EVERYONE HATES MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  
• Tanya

  2011-08-02 06:16:49

  Pizza Dog

  you can talk to me.
• Imipolex G

  2011-08-02 10:47:41

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Why do I still get acne
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-08-02 12:44:17 edited 2011-08-02 12:44:25

  Why does Imi still get acne?
  
• Imipolex G

  2011-08-04 00:29:20

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I NEVER GOT AN ANSWER
  
  THE UNIVERSE HAS FORSAKEN ME
  
• Tanya

  2011-08-04 00:45:22

  Pizza Dog

  You have Acne because of your love of breasts.
  
• Imipolex G

  2011-08-04 00:47:48

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  ...it makes perfect sense
  
• Vriska

  2011-08-04 23:43:38

  8luh 8luh.

  I got a gam8ling pro8lem.
  
  I'm not here to ask for help though. I'm 8ragging. :::;D
  
• ★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★

  2011-08-05 01:30:13

  CUNTASAURUS REXXX
  

  I HAVE A RAGING UNDERAGE TROLL FETISH AND IT'S TEARING MY FAMILY APART SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME ;_;
• Princess Alice

  2011-08-05 01:32:17

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  SIX SOLAR SWEEPS.
  
• ★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★

  2011-08-05 01:34:48

  CUNTASAURUS REXXX
  

  B-But she told me she was 8 and a half solar sweeps! It's not my fault! TT_TT
• Boney

  2011-08-05 07:41:09

  TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut

  Vriska that's not how it went, you joke ruiner.
• Tanya

  2011-08-05 09:32:57 edited 2011-08-05 09:33:06

  Pizza Dog

  The Doctor is in
  
  Take one of these and call me in the morning
  
  ~leaves~
  
• Boney

  2011-08-05 10:05:42

  TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut

  WHY AM I OLD
• Imipolex G

  2011-08-05 11:43:59

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Because Time. She is merciless.
  
• Boney

  2011-08-05 11:54:42

  TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut

  Tell time to step off.
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-08-05 11:57:11

  How many babies should I eat to preserve eternal youth?
  
• Boney

  2011-08-05 12:04:18

  TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut

  42.
• Imipolex G

  2011-08-05 12:13:05

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  All of them.
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-08-05 12:18:41

  Imi took over the advice thread. Should I kill him?
  
• Boney

  2011-08-05 12:21:53

  TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut

  YES
• Imipolex G

  2011-08-05 12:56:47

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Before I die, my will:
  
  I bequeath my book collection to Aliroz; my computer to, I dunno, JZ I guess; my Pynchon shirt to Sunshine Werewolf; my dog chew toys to Loid; and my boob collection to Blackmoon.
  
• Boney

  2011-08-05 13:13:07 edited 2011-08-05 13:20:48

  TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut

  WHY AM I TALL
• Princess Alice

  2011-08-05 13:51:22

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  BECAUSE YOU WANT TO MAKE ME JEALOUS
  
• Imipolex G

  2011-08-05 15:29:57

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I thought I was the tall one
  
• thespacephantom

  2011-08-05 16:01:38

  I'm the tall one.
  
• Boney

  2011-08-05 16:33:02

  TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut

  6'2"
• Imipolex G

  2011-08-05 17:16:34

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  6'3"
• Boney

  2011-08-05 17:41:00

  TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut

  Now I'm 6'4".
• Imipolex G

  2011-08-05 17:50:38

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  High heels don't count
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-08-05 19:23:30

  I'm 5'........I dunno. Five something.
  
  anyway, why is Imi so short?
  
• Imipolex G

  2011-08-05 19:26:31

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  6'3" is short? I guess it is, compared to some folks.
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-08-05 19:28:35

  Actually, you're pretty tall. I had a friend who was about 6'5'', though. So, you're short. MIDGET.
  
  I'm tall for my family. Everyone on my mom's side (except for mother) are hobbits. In the real world I'm averagely short.
  
• Princess Alice

  2011-08-05 19:30:08

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I'm 5'7".
  
  ...god do I feel short
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-08-05 19:31:27

  As a kid I wanted to be really, super tall. Mostly because I was bitter at those tall, big headed people who sat in front of me and blocked my view.
  
• Imipolex G

  2011-08-05 19:33:04

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  My sister has a friend who's like 4'11". Maybe 5' even, I'm not sure. Real shortlike.
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-08-05 19:34:08

  My old swim coach was 4'10''. She was tiny.
  
• Tanya

  2011-08-05 23:18:33

  Pizza Dog

  I'm like 6'3''
  
  >_<
  
  I'm enormous!
  
• Tanya

  2011-08-06 06:33:26

  Pizza Dog

  
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-08-06 13:15:37

  I hate all you tall people. You make me ANGST.
  
• ★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★

  2011-08-06 16:56:58

  CUNTASAURUS REXXX
  

  Why the hell is CA taller than me? >:[
• TheMightyAnonym

  2011-08-07 02:51:26

  I wish I could go back in time and slap myself.
  

  I'm INFJ, so that apparently means I'm a counselor.
  
  MY ADVICE: When all else fails, SING AND DANCE~!
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2011-08-08 13:54:01

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  63 inches.
  
  I am not bothered by being short, if only because I'm taller than the rest of my family.
  
  That and short people have advantages in fights.