Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
I like going to museums from time to time. My favorites are natural history museums. If you know where to look, they are indeed more than just dioramas of prehistoric times. Though to be perfectly honest, I don't mind those too much either.
I'm not quite as fascinated with art and history museums, but they can still be pretty interesting.
I haven't been to a museum in a while, but I'd like to go more often. I always enjoyed them when I was younger.
Maybe I'll get the opportunity to visit Avoncroft over the holidays, that'd be cool.
Let's be honest, nobody loves going to museums. What people do love, though, is anything that makes them seem a little bit more cultured and educated than the rest of us lunkheads who just waste away our free time ogling boobs and betting on cockfights. People don't go to museums because they get off on looking at a collection of fossils -- they do it because it gives them an excuse to shake their head in pity while muttering "You just don't get it" under their breath. Anyone who claims otherwise is either the most easily stimulated tourist of all time or a straight-up liar. Sorry, museum fans, there is simply no middle ground to be had there.
This is obviously a joke, but it's still obnoxious.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
The last time I went to an art museum...well, honestly, I didn't enjoy it that much, but that was because the place was under renovation and they had all but a few exhibits temporarily walled off. It was an underwhelming experience, and I probably would have been pissed off if I'd paid full price for it.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Oh, and history and science museums are the best thing.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Oh jeez yes! That is a huge reason why science museums are my favorite.
^^^^ Indeed. I started going with my mother because they had the dinosaur exhibits, but all the other stuff they had there kept me coming back for years. If I'm still in Georgia by the time I have kids, I'm definitely taking them to Fernbank.
^ I love the collection of Polearms at The Tower of LOndon.
Museums are usually cool and all, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't often get bored of them after a while. But I figure being entertained is ancillary to the point of a museum.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
I'm not sure most people could spend hours and hours at them, but it's not much of a stretch to suggest a decent museum could hold one's interest for about an hour.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Yeah, they'd probably get at least a little boring if you went to them every day, but they're kind of meant for more infrequent visits anyway.
On an irrelevant note, the newspaper that came to my house this week says that the Fernbank Museum is celebrating its 20th anniversary this year. I could've sworn that the museum was older than I was, but apparently we're about the same age.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Watching a live hockey game seems like it would depend on how much you enjoy the sport. I'm not that much into sports in general, so I probably wouldn't enjoy it too much. But that doesn't necessarily mean everyone else wouldn't.
Someone in the comments section mentioned that cruises vary in quality. That sounds like a decent point.
I feel kind of weird when I see people bitching about Cracked. I don't read much of it, but I think I've yet to see an article that was entirely awful, and some of them are really cool. Everyone I meet in real life who's heard of it only has good things to say about the site.
Of course I didn't read this one and don't especially care to.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Gelzo: To be perfectly honest, I don't know, especially since I'm not an expert on most of the topics they cover. But I think errors don't really pop up that often. It just stands out a lot when they do and you realize it.
From what I've seen, there seem to be more factual errors in guest-written articles than in articles written by the regular authors, but it's probably not a significant difference.
The thing is that Cracked writers are willing to bend the truth for the sake of a joke.
Also, I went to a museum last summer (partially because it was the art museum at Princeton (which is awesome) and partially because the alternative was leaving the afternoon to my parents (and who knows what they would have done)).
They had an entire section on rundown urban areas, and I taunted Anonymous Avenue about all the cool road signs I saw.
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Maybe I'll get the opportunity to visit Avoncroft over the holidays, that'd be cool. This is obviously a joke, but it's still obnoxious.
I don't go to them very often, but I like them.
Yeah, one of those articles it seems.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
^ I love the collection of Polearms at The Tower of LOndon.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Yeah, they'd probably get at least a little boring if you went to them every day, but they're kind of meant for more infrequent visits anyway.
On an irrelevant note, the newspaper that came to my house this week says that the Fernbank Museum is celebrating its 20th anniversary this year. I could've sworn that the museum was older than I was, but apparently we're about the same age.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Watching a live hockey game seems like it would depend on how much you enjoy the sport. I'm not that much into sports in general, so I probably wouldn't enjoy it too much. But that doesn't necessarily mean everyone else wouldn't.
Someone in the comments section mentioned that cruises vary in quality. That sounds like a decent point.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Also, I went to a museum last summer (partially because it was the art museum at Princeton (which is awesome) and partially because the alternative was leaving the afternoon to my parents (and who knows what they would have done)).
They had an entire section on rundown urban areas, and I taunted Anonymous Avenue about all the cool road signs I saw.
Ah, the memories.
It was probably really witty the first time anyone said it.
I don't like it either.
It has about the same level of wit as that deliberately horrible pickup line I came up with the other day ("your body is a wonderland and I'm Alice").
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
"10 anime shows that are weird, even for Japan"
granted, only I would read that, but hey.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
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