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Welcome all, to the domain of the drug fairy

Manly McMachoManly McMacho
edited 2012-05-07 01:25:58 in General
I have something very special for all of you to day!

For you, a nice new bottle of Vicodin!

For you, a shiny new bowl packed tight with the dankest shit you've ever smoked!

For you, a pretty little package of heroin!

And for you, my special little one, the best drug of all!

IMAGINATION (and also glitter + cocaine + whorespit™ + unicorn blood + radioactive waste)

Now go forth, and spread the goodness of drugs that drugs bring to the world! :D

Comments

  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I wanted LSD
  • Manly McMachoManly McMacho
    ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    Check under your seat! :D
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *checks* oh, cool.


  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I wish that Airplane lady would stop telling people to ask me things

    Now my Inbox is full of stupid questions
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  • MiseryMisery
    The sadness will last forever.
    PCP!!!!

    I WANTS IT NOW!!!
  • TreTre
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  • Manly McMachoManly McMacho
    ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    Oh Little Forest, you had PCP all along! This whole time, it was inside of you!

    -punches through Morbid_Forest's torso, collects the resulting PCP waterfall in a tub-
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  • TreTre
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    THE HILLS ARE ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE

    WITH THE SOUND OF MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCC
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    center of the universe

    center of the universe
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Avenue: Who is that? o_o
    The lady in the song Imi posted! She keeps telling people to ask me stuff, so I end up with 22,000 questions like this!

    image
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  • IcalasariIcalasari
    ⊗¯\_(ツ)_/¯⊗
    I'll take a few caffeine pills to help me sleep, and some Concerta, Risperidone, and Clonidine so I won't have to get refills later

    ...You never specified WHAT drugs!
  • Manly McMachoManly McMacho
    ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    ^Ask and ye shall recieve!

    -produces all of that in the form of one giant pill-

    It's a suppository! Have fun! :D
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    ⊗¯\_(ツ)_/¯⊗
    ...Can the caffeine be separate? Because I take the last three in the morning, and caffeine before going to sleep
  • Manly McMachoManly McMacho
    ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    -creates two separate yet somehow bigger and for some reason penis shaped suppositories-

    :3
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    ⊗¯\_(ツ)_/¯⊗
    :3 *goes to use them*
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