The Chocolate Factory of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Manly McMacho

  2012-05-07 00:24:03

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  HABAGLABAGAH
• Manly McMacho

  2012-05-07 00:24:15

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  WHOOP WHOOP
• Manly McMacho

  2012-05-07 00:24:29

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  WOOF WOOF WOOF
• Haven

  2012-05-07 00:24:37

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  With this ticket...I will be god of the new world!
• Manly McMacho

  2012-05-07 00:24:43 edited 2012-05-07 00:24:50

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  GARBLEFLARGLE

  
  

  ^damn you!
• Anonus

  2012-05-07 00:25:30

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  CHOCOLATE!
• Haven

  2012-05-07 00:25:56

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Looks like your multipost...degenerated.
• Füschlatz

  2012-05-07 00:27:05 edited 2012-05-07 00:27:24

  
  

  चॉकलेट!!!
• Tre

  2012-05-07 00:27:41 edited 2012-05-07 00:28:16

  
  

  Technically you're only one poster, DW.

  
  

  Also, Fusch, you have an account here now? Cool.
• Princess Alice

  2012-05-07 00:29:37

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Tre is right, I said "posters", not "posts". But I have five of you now, so in we go!
• Anonus

  2012-05-07 00:29:49

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Yay!
• Princess Alice

  2012-05-07 00:33:35

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  *sets you all loose in the chocolate room*
• Haven

  2012-05-07 00:35:33

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  *gets his motherfuckin INHALE on for some chocolate, honk honk*
• Tre

  2012-05-07 00:36:33

  
  

  -takes one bar's amount, eats-
• Manly McMacho

  2012-05-07 00:37:39

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  -takes one bite, winces, sprinkles cocaine on everything in sight, resumes the eating of chocolate-
• Füschlatz

  2012-05-07 00:38:15

  
  

  *strips down to a pair of bathers he was already wearing under his clothes; jumps into the pool of chocolate*
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-05-07 00:39:12

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  If the chocolate was hot enough to be liquid, wouldn't it kinda, you know, burn anyone who got into the river?

  
  

  'Cause that always bugged me...
• Füschlatz

  2012-05-07 00:40:43 edited 2012-05-07 00:41:12

  
  

  *emerges seconds later covered in chocolate and burn marks* I'm sorry, what did you say?
  
• Haven

  2012-05-07 00:40:49

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Maybe it's a new superchocolate that's liquid at room temperature? "Melts all over your couch and clothes and basically everything, including your hand."
• Tre

  2012-05-07 00:42:22

  
  

  It could theoretically have been chocoate syrup, but eh.
• Manly McMacho

  2012-05-07 00:45:10

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  Or maybe it's just magic. :3
• Misery

  2012-05-07 00:45:11

  The sadness will last forever.

  -drinks some part of the chocolate-

   

  Hooray!
• Princess Alice

  2012-05-07 00:47:36

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  ^ You didn't get a Golden Ticket! SECURITY!
• [Deleted User]

  2012-05-07 00:47:53

  It's not always easy to protect the Princess...especially from herself.

  *puts down pile of chocolate*

  
  

  You say something?
• Princess Alice

  2012-05-07 00:48:00

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Ugh, never mind...
• Manly McMacho

  2012-05-07 00:50:07

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  -handcuffs Morbid_Forest-

  
  

  I am the new security! All bow before my securing!
• Tre

  2012-05-07 00:52:14

  
  

  beat

  
  

  -bows-
• [Deleted User]

  2012-05-07 00:57:31

  It's not always easy to protect the Princess...especially from herself.

  ...can I at least keep my badge?
• Manly McMacho

  2012-05-07 00:59:29

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  You can keep this one that I just made out of chocolate.
• Princess Alice

  2012-05-07 01:00:25

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Yes, yes, chocolate badges and other such nonsense. Let's let the Oompa Loompas sing already so we can move on!
• Füschlatz

  2012-05-07 01:20:47

  
  

  *music starts, Oompa Loompas begin to sing*
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-05-07 01:21:07

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  FINALLY
• Unknown

  2012-05-07 01:43:53

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• Princess Alice

  2012-05-07 02:05:28

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  *turns up the heat on the chocolate river to a setting marked 'XXX'*

  
  

  Go on, Slugworth! Jump right in!
• Unknown

  2012-05-07 02:11:32 edited 2012-05-07 02:11:59

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• Manly McMacho

  2012-05-07 02:12:48

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  -takes pictures-
• Princess Alice

  2012-05-07 02:17:40

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Talk about hot chocolate! *rimshot*
• Tre

  2012-05-07 12:46:36

  
  

  s/He must be new. :P
• Justice4243

  2012-05-07 16:20:00

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  
• DickGrabrod

  2012-05-07 16:25:12

  Damn his eyes are purple.