The forum is going wonky! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Manly McMacho · 2012-05-07 00:19:26

My only friends are my internet friends, literally. They are also the only people I ever talk to about anything that is not squid's boring day-to-day life.

Yeouch. My friend, you need friends and drugs and lots of them.

Sending naked pictures of myself to someone seems like...something I'd never do.

Except to clockface, amirite? :3

Imipolex G · 2012-05-07 00:22:01

Nope, not even clockface got 'em.

Manly McMacho · 2012-05-07 00:23:50

Then who? Everyone sends a naked photo of themselves to at least somebody online.

I sent mine to Midnight Velvet. :D

Imipolex G · 2012-05-07 00:24:43

My ex-girlfriend, when we were together, asked me if I'd send her one.

I didn't. That pretty much shows how opposed I am to it.

Manly McMacho · 2012-05-07 00:30:28

hahaaaa~ liar. :3

Imipolex G · 2012-05-07 00:32:00

Bein' quite honest, actually...

...not sure if that's good or bad.

Manly McMacho · 2012-05-07 00:33:51

Pffft, it's all good silly!

Besides, those weren't even my naughty bits I sent MV anyway. Thy were totes someone else's boobs. Don't tell anybody. Shh.

Imipolex G · 2012-05-07 00:35:52

Was this before or after we bought you those new boobs?

Manly McMacho · 2012-05-07 00:39:00

Neither, and both. Those tits will be forever avoiding and engulfing the circle of time, all at once an ever-present entitty, and a non-existent reality.

Imipolex G · 2012-05-07 00:39:48

Entitty. Got it.

Manly McMacho · 2012-05-07 00:41:06

On that note, I wish I could just turn people into giant pairs of tits. Not even for some sort of sexual things, just to squeeze them and lie on them and be happy.

Imipolex G · 2012-05-07 00:43:41

I would totally do that.

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Manly McMacho · 2012-05-07 01:29:02

Well, you usually need one to get the other, but luckily you can find both on Craigslist!

Then again, it's exactly like finding them in a dark alley, without the benefit of being able to dumpster dive at the same time. D:

Unknown · 2012-05-07 01:29:32

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Manly McMacho · 2012-05-07 01:30:32

Pffft, they're not so bad when you get used to them! The bums are usually nice, and once you get past the smell they're really quite comfy!

Unknown · 2012-05-07 01:31:59

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Manly McMacho · 2012-05-07 01:35:11

They don't want to hurt you, they just want to have sex with you.

They just don't mind hurting you.

I suggest stabbing them.

Or putting out. Your call.

Imipolex G · 2012-05-07 01:35:49

They want some of that famous squid-lovin'

Unknown · 2012-05-07 01:37:38

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Manly McMacho · 2012-05-07 01:39:10

You look them right in the eye and you tell them , and I quote:

"I may be a filthy, filthy whore, but I'm no STD infested gutter rat and I plan on keeping it that waY! You best to be wrapping it up or I'll be chewing it up, got it bitch?"

Works evewy time :D

Unknown · 2012-05-07 01:41:19

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Manly McMacho · 2012-05-07 01:42:26

Atta girl! You go out there and make that money! I believe in you! :D

Unknown · 2012-05-07 01:44:36

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Misery · 2012-05-07 01:44:37

O_o

Manly McMacho · 2012-05-07 01:46:05

Shut up Morbid, squid is the prettiest worker on that block.

Unknown · 2012-05-07 01:49:45

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Manly McMacho · 2012-05-07 01:52:27

Technically as your pimp, your shed is my shed, but will do. ^_^

-blows up shed-

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Icalasari · 2012-05-07 02:07:19

Honestly, I don't really care anymore about people knowing my online identity (except employers. Yeah, don't want them to know about the penis incident... By the way, future employers? I am not who you think I am, unless the alternative makes you think I'm him, in which case I am who you think I am since that person would then not be the him that may or may not be me)

Hell, I've considered going the whole nine yards and posting pics of myself on r/gonewild (I found out they accept male pics as well) once I get fit. Like I said, really don't give a crap

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PlutoniumFist · 2012-05-07 02:14:44

I will only reveal my identity in a poorly-written crossover that will result in my former employer having a heart attack and then running for mayor.

Icalasari · 2012-05-07 02:15:19

...It is kind of sad that the thread got derailed on the second post via a comment on my dick

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