Justice writes fluffy pony fan-fiction
THERE IS THIS ABSURDLY FLUFFY, CUTE PONY WITH STUBBY LEGS.
"Can I hawve swome skittles, pwease?"
YOU ARE STRANGELY ATTRACTED TO THIS ADORABLE PONY.
AND THEN SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS TO IT!
"Oh noes!"
YOU FEEL SYMPATHY FOR THE POOR PONY.
BAD THINGS CONTINUE TO HAPPEN TO IT, LIKE REALLY VIOLENT AND GRAPHIC THINGS!
"Hewp me, pwease!"
YOU ARE OVERCOME WITH SADNESS OF THE CRUELTY OF LIFE!
EVEN MORE BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO THE PONY!
"Why, Gwod, Why?"
THE PONIES LIFE IS BASICALLY A LIVING HELL!
"Hawve mercie on me, pwease!"
YOU ARE DEEPLY MOVED AND SADDENED.
EVENTULLY, THE PONY DIES IN PAIN AND ALONE, SHUNNED BY A WORLD HE ONLY HOPED WOULD PROVIDE HIM WITH LOVE AND SUGARY CANDY.
"Bwarg! I wam dead!"
THE END.
Epilogue: YOU CANNOT HELP BUT THINK AT HOW AWESOME THE AUTHOR IS FOR WRITING A STORY THAT EXPLORES THE VERY DEPTHS OF HUMAN EMOTION. YOU HOPE THE AUTHOR MIGHT IMPREGNATE YOUR SISTER, OR YOU, DEPENDING ON GENDER.
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B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
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B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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more like Kodomo no Fuck Horsesjikan Booru
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis