ITT: you're on fire

Comments

• Princess Alice

  2012-04-27 16:30:00

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  [insert "Stop, Drop and Roll" PSA here]
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-04-27 16:42:33

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Let's give this the Nightmare Fuel tag
  
• ProfessorGator

  2012-04-27 16:55:24

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  I would provide graham crackers except I'm pretty sure they would be charcoal if I held onto them.
• Haven

  2012-04-27 16:56:37

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  I would extinguish you, but then you wouldn't be on fire.
• Justice4243

  2012-04-27 20:02:53

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  TAKE THAT, NINJAS!