How many apples does it take to change a lightbelb?

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• Tatterhood

  2020-12-31 16:01:36

  it's possible the word "lightbelb" isn't actually as hilarious as it seemed last night
  
• Imipolex G

  2020-12-31 17:31:42

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  belb
• Princess Alice

  2020-12-31 17:32:52

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Tatterhood said:

  it's possible the word "lightbelb" isn't actually as hilarious as it seemed last night
  

  That's quitter talk
• Tatterhood

  2020-12-31 19:05:23

  Central Avenue said:

  Tatterhood said:

  it's possible the word "lightbelb" isn't actually as hilarious as it seemed last night
  

  That's quitter talk

  Tatterhood said:

  It wil be a risky and chailenging endeavour but I will prevail.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2020-12-31 19:28:07

  Six.
• glennmagusharvey

  2020-12-31 19:28:12

  ...hundred.
• Tatterhood

  2020-12-31 19:29:27

  glennmagusharvey said:

  Six.

  if you have evidence for this please email it to evidence@lightbelb.apple
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2020-12-31 19:50:21

  To: evidence@lightbelb.apple

  
  

  Subject: It takes six apples to change a lightbelb

  
  

  Message: a pufferfish said so
• Princess Alice

  2020-12-31 19:51:44

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Hi, my name is the Legitimate Business Fairy. I can tell you exactly how many apples it takes to change a lightbelb, but first you'll need to send me $5000 in Zellers gift cards.......
• glennmagusharvey

  2020-12-31 19:56:08

  is "the" part of your name
• Princess Alice

  2020-12-31 19:57:15

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I'm so sorry, sir. I can't answer a question like that without a $500 processing fee.
• Tatterhood

  2020-12-31 20:04:14

  Central Avenue said:

  Hi, my name is the Legitimate Business Fairy. I can tell you exactly how many apples it takes to change a lightbelb, but first you'll need to send me $5000 in Zellers gift cards.......

  no you send me $5000 so I can devote the next years of my life
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2020-12-31 21:33:55

  if you send me just $50 i will use that to buy you a corvette
• Tatterhood

  2021-01-01 00:33:26

  glennmagusharvey said:

  if you send me just $50 i will use that to buy you a corvette

  come on glenn, a corvette costs at least 60 alloys