ITT: We're at an Interstate rest area

edited 2012-06-10 05:55:14 in Roleplay & Games
Good, it's about time we stopped and took a break.

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Here's some change for the vending machines. I'll be over here checking out the free state maps.

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  • The sadness will last forever.

    -looks at a vending machine-

     

    What to get....hm...

  • edited 2012-04-24 04:20:05
    ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    -stuffs Morbid_Forest into the vending machine-

    -beats CA with the vending machine before throwing it into a volcano-

    -GTA's a car-

    -tries and fails to drive to France-
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Ow.

    Well, at least that was the broken vending machine. It kept eating my dollars! >:(
  • It's 4:20 somewhere.
    -gets out to stretch legs for a minute or two-

    -goes back inside to continue playing DS-

    Y'all have some tiny bladders.

    -sees spectacle of violence unfold-

    Huh.

    CA, did you get the license plate number of the stolen car? Also, do you need an amberlamps?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    excuse me if I didn't get the license plate number while I was being BEATEN WITH A VENDING MACHINE

    also they should really put a fence around that volcano; what if somebody's dog wandered into it
  • It's 4:20 somewhere.
    You're obviously delusional. I'm going to call for an ambulance.

    Man, I didn't think this shit would happen until we got closer to New Jersey.
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *takes a short walk to stretch legs*

    *sightsees around the volcano*
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *pushes squid into the volcano*

    no, that's mean
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *hug*
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  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Anyone else experience have to deal with rest area rest rooms which range in cleanliness from "bearly adequate" to " Jesus Christ, what has my life come to?!" 
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Bearly adequate? Adequate for bears, then?

    New Mexico has some terrible rest rooms, in my experience.
  • ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    -returns as a ghost-

    OH MY GOD YES, I hate rest area rest rooms so fricken much, it's like seriously, who the hell is in charge of cleaning this thing?

    -goes back to being dead-
  • The sadness will last forever.

    -breaks out of the vending machine and rides away on a motorcycle-

     

    See ya later suckers!

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  • edited 2012-04-24 15:48:01
    ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    -flies after them for the halibut fucking whatever-
  • It's 4:20 somewhere.
    Public restrooms in Japan are....

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    And sometimes you have to buy TP from a vending machine outside.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Of the few states I've used Interstate rest stops in, I remember Tennessee having the least disgusting ones.

    Kentucky's tend to have HUGE restrooms, though.
  • Why is it $3.50 for a soda?

    ^Maryland's are absolutely beautiful, especially the one outside Smyrna.

  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Heh, TOTO toilets. You see those here in the US, occasionally, too, mostly in commercial stuff that wanted something other than American Standard or Kohler.
  • ⊗¯\_(ツ)_/¯⊗
    I've seen some emaculate rest stop bathrooms

    Also, *Buys CA a souvinier road sign*
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Every once in a while, there is a nice one.
  • edited 2012-04-24 19:09:10
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I've noticed the restrooms attached to welcome centers tend to be cleaner than the ones at more basic rest stops. Which I guess makes sense, given that welcome centers are usually found shortly after the state line...wanna make a good first impression with your tourists, after all.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    "Welcome to Oregon, bitches. Here's a preview of what's in store for you!"
  • I wish I could go back in time and slap myself.
    *waddles to the bathroom*
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    -loiters menacingly- >:(
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