the imaginary violence thread

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• Jumpingzombie

  2011-07-29 23:45:35

  -imaginary laser gun- Not If  I BLOW you away first.
  
• gentlemanorcus

  2011-07-29 23:46:30

  BOINK!
• thespacephantom

  2011-07-29 23:46:31

  Don't make me destroy you.
  
• Princess Alice

  2011-07-29 23:48:13

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  You...you...IDEA STEALER!
  
  *punches space*
  
• thespacephantom

  2011-07-29 23:49:48

  :(
• Princess Alice

  2011-07-29 23:50:59

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  what, you're not even gonna fight back?
  
  That's no fun
  
• thespacephantom

  2011-07-29 23:53:25

  ARGLEF)PBGVSJSKBSBIGG -throws a pie at CA-
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-07-29 23:54:43

  V-trips up-
  
• Princess Alice

  2011-07-29 23:59:04

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  *stabs random person*
  
• gentlemanorcus

  2011-07-30 00:03:53

  *stabs random person who's named thespacephantom*
• thespacephantom

  2011-07-30 00:05:52

  OWWWW WHY ME
  
• Tachyon

  2011-07-30 04:03:28

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  *chucks a grenade into the thread*
  
• Vriska

  2011-07-30 07:54:16

  8luh 8luh.

  The power of the Random Num8er God shall smite thee! *rolls Fluorite Octet*
  
  *it rains ru88er ducks. GIANT ru88er ducks. With katanas.*
  
• Boney

  2011-07-30 07:55:48

  TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut

  *Throws Molotov cocktail*
• PlutoniumFist

  2011-07-30 14:53:54

  Living tissue over endoskeleton.

  Think you'd look nice with a Colombian necktie, should stop your tongue from waggin' the dog. No more stupidity from you as I pull your tongue through, for a smile from ear to ear. Now there's nothing to hear.
  
• Imipolex G

  2011-07-30 22:06:06

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Fires machine gun into the crowd
  
  Hits no one
  
• Unknown

  2011-11-19 04:18:03

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• Viani

  2011-11-19 14:11:00

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  I beat my kid with my other kid.