I analyze and I verify and I quantify enough

One hundred percentile

no errors, no miss

I synchronize and I specialize and I classify so much

don't worry 'bout dreaming

because I don't sleep

I wish I could at least 30 percent

maybe 50 for pleasure

then skip all the rest

if I only was more human

I would count every single second the rest of my life

if I just could be more human

I'd have so many little babies and maybe a wife

I'd roll around the mud

and have lots of fun

then when I was done

build bubblebath towers and swim in the tub

sand castles on the beach

frolic in the sea

get a broken knee

be scared of the dark and I'd sing out of key

cuss when I lost a fight

kiss and reunite

scratch a spider bite

be happy with wrinkles I got when I smiled

pet kittens til they purred

maybe keep a bird

always keep my word

I'd cry at sad movies

I'd laugh til it hurt

I'd buy a big bike

and ride by the lake

and I'd have lots of friends

and I'd stay out late

if I could just be more human

I would see every little thing with a gleam in my eye

if only I was more human

I'd embrace every single feeling that came in my life

would I care and be forgiving?

would I be sentimental and would I feel loneliness?

would I doubt and have misgivings?

would I cause someone sorrow, too?

would I know what to do?

will I cry when it's all over?

when I die will I see heaven