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★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 05:52:57

Because we're all GOD-FEARING WOMANS in this thread and woe to your name if you aren't, begone THOThiests God hates you <3

#NoOffenseToActualChristians

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 05:58:00

SISTERS IN CHRIST, we've survived worse and we'll survive these trying times! My throat burns from all the JESUS and I am proud of my hand is falling asleep and it feels weird

Editos Note: fuckin a of course now I rememeber how to embed, vfuck you muscle memory MY HND IS STILL ASLEEP and I NEED morw JESUS

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 06:00:09

Jesus

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 06:02:15

Discord can suck every sqyare inch of my big fat floppy donkey JESUS WHOSE WITH ME SISTERS IN CHRIST, DISCORD IS OF THE DEVIL

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 06:03:11

goddog

god = dog

god is dog

dog is god?????

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 06:05:35

I just took a shower* but I feel like I need to take another shower, I wish I could live in theshower, just sleep, wake up and go about my daily activities as a God-Fearing Woman entirely while taking a never-ending, consistently and pleasantly hot shower, shower me in your holy goodness, oh Father, and bless me in your light

*like six horus ago but what the fuck is time

Imipolex G · 2020-04-30 06:06:40

waffles are not better than pancakes

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 06:08:40

Make me your Devout Christian fantasy. I'll be your 50s housewife, I'll fix ur meals and clean up behind u and yell at the neighborhood teen girls for tempting you with their tank tops and short shorts instead of holding you accountable for being human filth all in the name of JESUS, just tell me I'm yours

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 06:09:08

more like, quarantine this JESUS am I right fellas???

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 06:10:25

G o

on a journey with me tonight, have a shot, get a little JESUS and just follow my lead, we won't go anywhere too scary I promise

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 06:11:04

I've never told you this before but JESUS if it hasn'et been JESUS me up for years now but... I love you bro

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 06:11:10

I love you

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 06:11:30

now give me all of your JESUS money or I will kill your family

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 06:12:42

Why, I'm just falling apart these days, isn't that something?

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 06:13:12

idk if it's the JESUS but this shit kind of slaps ngl

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 06:15:15

i don't evennnnnnnn nWHAT DO YOU WANT FORM ME

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 06:15:28

YANDERES FOR JESUS

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 06:17:40

Extinction isn't even that bad when you think about it

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 06:18:49

I am

glennmagusharvey · 2020-04-30 06:19:00

Yandere Waifu said:
SISTERS IN CHRIST, we've survived worse and we'll survive these trying times! My throat burns from all the JESÚS and I am proud of my hand is falling asleep and it feels weird

Yandere Waifu said:
Make me your Devout Christian fantasy. I'll be your 50s housewife, I'll fix ur meals and clean up behind u and yell at the neighborhood teen girls for tempting you with their tank tops and short shorts instead of holding you accountable for being human filth all in the name of JESÚS, just tell me I'm yours

Yandere Waifu said:
more like, quarantine this JESÚS am I right fellas???

Yandere Waifu said:
G o

on a journey with me tonight, have a shot, get a little JESÚS and just follow my lead, we won't go anywhere too scary I promise

Yandere Waifu said:
I've never told you this before but JESÚS if it hasn'et been JESÚS me up for years now but... I love you bro

Yandere Waifu said:
now give me all of your JESÚS money or I will kill your family

Yandere Waifu said:
idk if it's the JESÚS but this shit kind of slaps ngl

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 06:19:53

PRAISE HIM SISTERS

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 06:20:05

I need more JESUS

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 06:22:28

Ladies and Gengleladies, please rise for our national anthem (featuring CHRISTina JESUSlera)

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 06:23:26

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i wanted one but got another, ah how

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 06:24:52

I'm not depressed, YOU'RE depressed! No one is depressed with the power of JESUS*

*Scientific fact

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 06:26:51

I just want her back

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 06:27:09

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 06:29:25

i'm more? Yes

you like? Watch

eeeeeeeeeeeee

Princess Alice · 2020-04-30 06:29:31

A Midnight Velvet thread is exactly what we need when we're all stuck at home bored out of our minds

Good timing

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 06:30:14

SISTERS IN CHRIST

need make pees, back more Jesssssus, yes

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 06:33:31

my UGLY ATHEIST DOG

just JESUS alllll over my bathroom

and I'm PROUD

because that's what I trained him to do, God bless :,)

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 06:35:25

hey bby how bout we

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★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 06:37:19

does it fit the theme????? no?????

am I posting it anyway????? stop it with ur dumb JESUS questions you JESUS idiot of course I am, ugly

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 06:38:55

Sisters

I am so

JESUS

HUNGRY

I would dropkick like every single one of my neighbors for some gd tacos rn ugh

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★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 06:40:07

SISTERS IN CHRIST

In times like this we must LEAN on each other for the love and faith we need in these TRYING TIMES

I CANNOT REACH THE REMOTE, MY SISTERS, BUT I DO NOT WANT TO GET OUT OF BED, AND I LEAN ON YOU, MY FELLOW GOD

FEARING

WOMANS

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 06:40:45

JESUS I WOKE MY DOG UP AND HE'S GETTING HIS ATHEISM ALL OVER ME, HELP SISTERS

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 06:41:56

he's very pretty :3

I'd upload a pic but I'm lazy it's against my religion shut up

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 06:43:25

GOD

WE PRAY TO YOU ON THIS BLESSED NIGHT

GIVE ME THE STRENGTH TO NOT ORDER MORE JUNK ON UBEREATS PLEASE GOD I'M FAT ENOUGH AS IT IS

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 06:45:10

He got that yummy-yum 🤗 #StreamYummy

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 06:48:39

Sisters, I have a confession......

Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior......

He do be lookin kinda yummy tho...... 😳😳😳

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 06:49:32

I just want food...... 😞😞😞

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 06:51:24

The more I try the more... JESUS\\

COME ON, GIRLS!

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★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 06:52:47

Ladies, in times like these, just remember......

Top 3 Quotes & Sayings About God Fearing Woman

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 06:53:32

And fellas......... Didn't forget about you 😜😜😜

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 06:53:44

It is what it is

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 06:54:55

I'm going to and honestyl JESUS you for trying to stop me, some GOD FEARING WOMAN™ you are

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 06:55:28

IS THIS THE TAHNKS I GET GOD-JESUS

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 06:56:37

AS GOOD AS I WAS TO YOU MOTHERJESUS

I GAVE YOU THE BEST YOUS OF MY LIFE, HOW DARE YOU

I'LL NEVER FORGET THIS

AND I WILL NEVER

FORGIVE

YOU

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 06:57:04

JUST COME IN MY ALREADY, JESUS

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 06:58:28

ow it hurts

痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2020-04-30 06:59:17

There are some of us who want a God fearing woman

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