Why doesn't starbucks sell medicine?

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• Anonus

  2018-12-15 20:53:57

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Probably
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-12-15 22:06:52

  can't let you dispense this, starbucks
  
• Princess Alice

  2018-12-15 22:40:47

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  > implying coffee isn't medicine
• Tatterhood

  2018-12-15 22:51:24 edited 2018-12-15 22:51:46

  Central Avenue said:

  > implying coffee isn't medicine

  I will not rest until they offer an ibuprofen spice latte
• Princess Alice

  2018-12-15 23:07:03

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  not gonna lie I can see myself drinking one of those every once in a while
• Calica

  2018-12-16 03:09:09

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Central Avenue said:

  > implying coffee isn't medicine

  
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2018-12-16 04:37:59

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Coffee is obviously medicine, as only medicine could possibly taste so bad.
  
• Crystal

  2018-12-16 17:15:10

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Fossilmaiden said:

  Coffee is obviously medicine, as only medicine could possibly taste so bad.
• Tatterhood

  2018-12-16 17:57:49

  Fossilmaiden said:

  Coffee is obviously medicine, as only medicine could possibly taste so bad.
  

  idk I still haven't figured out what illness is cured by dr pepper
  
• Tatterhood

  2018-12-16 17:58:05

  beginning to think its not a real dr
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-12-16 19:19:27

  "Anyway, that's how I lost my medical license."