How easy would it be to snooker Viacom out of Nickelodeon?

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• Princess Alice

  2018-07-19 15:47:53

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  What do you want Nickelodeon for?
• Imipolex G

  2018-07-19 16:14:23

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  their slime
  
• Anonus

  2018-07-19 17:05:13

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Yeah that
• Imipolex G

  2018-07-19 17:22:35

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  true fact: we have a whole big display of "Nickelodeon Slime" at work now, for some reason.
  
• Anonus

  2018-07-19 18:02:19

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  wait you do?

  
  

  pics?
• Imipolex G

  2018-07-19 18:03:35

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  uhhhh...I'll see what I can do
  
• Anonus

  2018-07-19 18:18:37

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  thanks
• Imipolex G

  2018-07-20 01:51:56

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  here you go

  
  

  

  
  

  I'm not sure what the difference is between Nickelodeon Slime and off-brand slime but whatever.
  
• Tatterhood

  2018-07-20 03:36:17

  wow, I didn't know elmer's glue was made of nickelodeon slime
  
• Imipolex G

  2018-07-20 03:42:25

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  you use the glue to make slime, I guess

  
  

  heh heh, Elmer's
  
• Princess Alice

  2018-07-20 03:45:33

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  If you mix Elmer's glue and corn starch in the right way, you can make slime to play with, yeah
• Tatterhood

  2018-07-20 03:49:30

  Yeah I kinda figured it was something like that but imagining the reverse amused me.
  
• Tatterhood

  2018-07-20 03:56:04

  In fact I remember doing that back in grade 3, taught by Ms. Elmer as it happens.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-07-20 04:58:12 edited 2018-07-20 04:58:24

  i wonder how much of the slime is copyrighted/trademarked
  
• Anonus

  2018-07-20 07:31:42

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Tatterhood said:

  In fact I remember doing that back in grade 3, taught by Ms. Elmer as it happens.
  

  
  You were taught by Elsie the cow? Wow
• Tatterhood

  2018-07-20 12:55:51

  You know I somehow never noticed that the elmers logo was a cow before.
• Tatterhood

  2018-07-20 13:01:19

  Or a bull, I guess.
• Anonus

  2018-07-20 13:19:04 edited 2018-07-20 13:19:31

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Elmer's glue was a Borden product

  
  

  Elmer was Elsie's husband

  
  

  Unfortunately, the Borden organization no longer exists, thanks to leveraged buyout shenanigans, and the Borden (including Elsie) and Elmer's trademarks are under separate ownership
• Imipolex G

  2018-07-20 17:29:25

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Elsie <3
  
• Anonus

  2018-07-20 17:47:12

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Imipolex G said:

  Elsie <3
• Fossilmaiden

  2018-07-20 18:36:15

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  There's a shop here that's actually started advertising Elmer's for making slime, for some reason.
  
• Imipolex G

  2018-07-21 01:30:44

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  We've been doing that for a long time now.
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2018-07-21 04:55:19

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  The simplest way to make Elmer’s-type glue is to mix spoiled milk or buttermilk with flour. Which I think is why a bull is their mascot, come to think of it...
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-07-21 05:35:26

  Imipolex G said:

  We've been doing that for a long time now.
  

  I need to patronize your store whenever I visit your part of the country.
  
• Imipolex G

  2018-07-21 06:05:55

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  It's completely unexciting but whatever floats yer goat
• Anonus

  2018-07-21 06:47:28

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Sredni Vashtar said:

  The simplest way to make Elmer’s-type glue is to mix spoiled milk or buttermilk with flour. Which I think is why a bull is their mascot, come to think of it...

  
  it was in fact originally made with casein, a protein found in milk