You Have Two Cows

Comments

• Imipolex G

  2012-04-17 15:22:00

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I knew cows were the key to everything.
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2012-04-17 15:25:51

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  You formerly had two cows. You now have many beefburgers.
  
• King_Friday

  2012-04-17 15:44:08

  BEEFCAKE

  
• Icalasari

  2012-04-18 05:35:19

  ⊗¯\_(ツ)_/¯⊗

  I like the wikipedia one:
  
  "Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell them to each other."
• Yarrun XIX

  2012-04-18 22:15:28

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  I have a solution, but it relies on spherical cows in a vacuum