WHY aren't there alcoholic oreos yet

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• Imipolex G

  2018-05-04 01:32:24

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Oreos have to deal with enough problems in life, becoming alcoholics isn't going to help them.
  
• Anonus

  2018-05-04 01:56:48

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I thought this was a Centie thread at first
• Tatterhood

  2018-05-04 01:57:21

  I could imagine her posting it maybe
  
• Princess Alice

  2018-05-04 02:00:21

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Anonus said:

  I thought this was a Centie thread at first

  I take that as a compliment
• Crystal

  2018-05-04 02:03:51

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Anonus said:

  I thought this was a Centie thread at first

  Yah.
• MetaFour

  2018-05-04 04:41:04

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  What if you dipped Oreos in vodka before eating them?
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-05-04 07:25:21

  why would one ever make these?

  Imipolex G said:

  Oreos have to deal with enough problems in life, becoming alcoholics isn't going to help them.
  

  I'm Glenn Harvey and I approve this message.
• eriophora zia

  2018-05-04 15:29:07

  I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god

  I wonder if Oreos dipped in Bailey's or Kahlua would be good. Someone pls test.
• Tatterhood

  2018-05-04 15:35:05

  MetaFour said:

  What if you dipped Oreos in vodka before eating them?

  I was drinking while eating oreos, or rather oreo ice cream, when I made the post, but I did not attempt anything of this nature

  eriophora zia said:

  I wonder if Oreos dipped in Bailey's or Kahlua would be good. Someone pls test.

  that one seems plausible at least
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2018-05-04 18:45:20

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Bailey’s-flavoured Oreos sound *amazing.*
• ★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★

  2018-05-07 05:09:01

  CUNTASAURUS REXXX
  

  eriophora zia said:

  I wonder if Oreos dipped in Bailey's or Kahlua would be good. Someone pls test.

  have tested, they're good in that gross sort of way
• Obā-san

  2018-05-07 05:09:33

  
  

  thank u for ur service
  
• Tatterhood

  2018-05-07 09:46:01

  Yandere Waifu said:

  eriophora zia said:

  I wonder if Oreos dipped in Bailey's or Kahlua would be good. Someone pls test.

  have tested, they're good in that gross sort of way

  but is it better or worse than dipping em in nacho cheese
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-05-07 23:43:19 edited 2018-05-07 23:44:07

  nachoreos
  
  (the idea sounds like a waste of both nacho cheese and oreos, but the portmanteau is amusing)
• vtk

  2018-05-08 02:21:25

  embrace the confusion
  

  glennmagusharvey said:

  nachoreos
  
  (the idea sounds like a waste of both nacho cheese and oreos, but the portmanteau is amusing)
• ★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★

  2018-05-08 02:40:46

  CUNTASAURUS REXXX
  

  Tatterhood said:

  Yandere Waifu said:

  eriophora zia said:

  I wonder if Oreos dipped in Bailey's or Kahlua would be good. Someone pls test.

  have tested, they're good in that gross sort of way

  but is it better or worse than dipping em in nacho cheese

  I am intrigued, testing in progress
• Imipolex G

  2018-05-08 02:41:43

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Someone today showed me a picture of an oreo being dipped in water.
  
  Now that is a waste.
  
• ★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★

  2018-05-08 02:44:46

  CUNTASAURUS REXXX
  

  now that's just silly
• ★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★

  2018-05-08 03:05:40

  CUNTASAURUS REXXX
  

  Tatterhood said:

  Yandere Waifu said:

  eriophora zia said:

  I wonder if Oreos dipped in Bailey's or Kahlua would be good. Someone pls test.

  have tested, they're good in that gross sort of way

  but is it better or worse than dipping em in nacho cheese

  you guys are gonna think I'm crazy but full honesty I think I prefer the nacho cheese, solid 7/10 would get baked and try again
• Princess Alice

  2018-05-08 03:06:38

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I mean, the "would get baked" part is a given, coming from you...
• ★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★

  2018-05-08 03:08:20

  CUNTASAURUS REXXX
  

  :3c
• Tatterhood

  2018-05-08 03:21:12

  Yandere Waifu said:

  Tatterhood said:

  Yandere Waifu said:

  eriophora zia said:

  I wonder if Oreos dipped in Bailey's or Kahlua would be good. Someone pls test.

  have tested, they're good in that gross sort of way

  but is it better or worse than dipping em in nacho cheese

  you guys are gonna think I'm crazy but full honesty I think I prefer the nacho cheese, solid 7/10 would get baked and try again

  I mean this seems to be the reaction of most people who try oreos with nacho cheese somehow
  
  I still don't intend to try em
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-05-08 03:36:28

  Imipolex G said:

  Someone today showed me a picture of an oreo being dipped in water.
  
  Now that is a waste.
  

  dip your oreo in lava
  
  that'll show them