someone please buy me these

Comments

• Princess Alice

  2018-02-15 03:23:29

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  They are quite pretty, admittedly.
• Heinzes

  2018-02-15 03:28:53

  extremely not so but maybe just a tad yes

  that's a lot of dollars
• Klinotaxis

  2018-02-15 03:40:17

  kill living beings
  

  how do the knobs factor into these devices
  
• Obā-san

  2018-02-15 03:45:01

  
  

  the knobs are for getting the shoe trees out easier
  
• Klinotaxis

  2018-02-15 03:45:32

  kill living beings
  

  trees??
• Aliroz

  2018-02-15 03:47:18

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  I actually spent a full three minutes staring at them before typing this.

  
  

  Those would be a lovely set of shoes to wear to church, or a wedding, or a funeral.
• Klinotaxis

  2018-02-15 03:49:42

  kill living beings
  

  save time, go to all three at once. that's the only way i was able to afford them
  
• Obā-san

  2018-02-15 03:52:31

  
  

  a shoe tree is a thing you put in a shoe that helps it maintain its shape when you dont have a foot in it
  
• Obā-san

  2018-02-15 03:53:10

  
  

  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoe_tree
• Aliroz

  2018-02-15 03:56:01

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  So, does your dad not buy shoes at garage sales so that he can shine them and sell them on Ebay, Klino?
• Imipolex G

  2018-02-15 04:21:40

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  too fancypants for me