The Gender Confusion Thread

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• Imipolex G

  2011-07-29 01:25:36

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I'M A PRETTY GIRL
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2011-07-29 01:26:03

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  52 pick up is the worst trick.
  Love me
  It impresses no one.
  
  
  
• Tre

  2011-07-29 01:28:28

  
  

  Cards?

  
  

  I suck at solitaire.

  
  

  I'm better at mahjong though.

  
  

  LOL HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK
• Princess Alice

  2011-07-29 01:29:50

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Is this your card?
  
  
• Tanya

  2011-07-29 01:30:02

  Pizza Dog

  Spider Solitaire
  
  .
  
• Tre

  2011-07-29 01:56:58

  
  

  ...I was inspired to play that by your saying it.

  
  

  I won! :)
• Vriska

  2011-07-29 10:24:00

  8luh 8luh.

  Spider solitaire is 8est solitaire.
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-07-29 12:26:22

  That five of hearts looks confused about its gender. I have a magic trick where I can change it into a 5 of clubs.
  
• Alirozz

  2011-07-29 15:27:55

  Oh Yeah?  We'll, I'm the Ace Of Spades.

  The classical symbol and calling card of asexuality.
• Imipolex G

  2011-07-29 16:18:06

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  
  
  The only card I need is THE ACE OF SPADES
  
• Justice4243

  2011-12-25 04:33:29

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  
• Princess Alice

  2011-12-25 04:40:34

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  *reads back over thread*
  
  *notices the "5" on that 5 of hearts has a serif, which means it's from Linotype's Times instead of the Monotype's Times New Roman, despite the latter being more common due to being distributed with Microsoft products*
  
  ...What?
  
• Manly McMacho

  2011-12-25 22:51:14

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  ...What?
• Unknown

  2011-12-25 22:52:49 edited 2011-12-25 22:53:35

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• Manly McMacho

  2011-12-25 22:54:35

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  
• Unknown

  2011-12-25 22:57:21

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• Manly McMacho

  2011-12-25 22:58:49 edited 2011-12-25 23:14:58

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  -takes a bite-

  
  

  >.3
• Unknown

  2011-12-25 23:02:53

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• PlutoniumFist

  2011-12-26 00:54:21 edited 2011-12-26 00:54:28

  Living tissue over endoskeleton.

  i dont understand
• Manly McMacho

  2011-12-26 00:55:04

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  
• Manly McMacho

  2011-12-26 01:06:16

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  Also these

  
  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  
  

  haha the second to last one is a gay LADY deer
• Tanya

  2011-12-26 01:08:35

  Pizza Dog

  Massy confirmed for Furry.
  
• Manly McMacho

  2011-12-26 01:15:15

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  I'm not a furry, I like gay reindeer in a totes platonic way. They're like puppies or children, only gayer, and deer.
• Tanya

  2011-12-26 01:20:54

  Pizza Dog

  Well, so long as you're not a furry, I will continue to love you.
  
• Manly McMacho

  2011-12-26 01:32:17

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  Good.

  
  

  -non-furry cuddles-
• Unknown

  2011-12-26 01:55:15

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• Anonus

  2011-12-26 01:58:12

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  WEEEEELLLLL, I'm the Space Squiddle and I'm here to say, that bein' a furry is A-OK!
  
• Unknown

  2011-12-26 02:01:48 edited 2011-12-26 02:02:15

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• Princess Alice

  2011-12-26 02:03:23

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Also Deathonabun!
  
• Vociferous Masochist

  2011-12-26 02:04:28

  So it's cool to be a furry around these parts. Good to know.
• Manly McMacho

  2011-12-26 02:06:09

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  Being a furry is only okay if you self-quarantine so that no one else can catch THE FURRY.

  
  

  But yeah, totes cool w/furries.
• DickGrabrod

  2011-12-26 02:10:00

  -saddles up next to vM and leans back against the bar-
  

  
  

  Hey there sailor. How'd you like to get with a real woman?
• Manly McMacho

  2011-12-26 02:19:30

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  How'd you like to 吸我的阴茎, if ya catch my drift? >,]
• DickGrabrod

  2011-12-26 02:22:53

  That'd fit into my keikaku perfectly.
• Manly McMacho

  2011-12-26 02:24:09

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  Baby, I'll keikaku your doori allll night long.
• DickGrabrod

  2011-12-26 02:28:01

  Puhi!
• Manly McMacho

  2011-12-26 02:43:33

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  vociferousMasochist used pound!

  
  

  Critical hit!

  
  

  DickGrabrod fainted!