Amusing Wiki Entries

for things you find on Wikipedia/TVTropes/wherever that strike you as funny. Things on deliberately funny Wikis like Uncyclopedia don't count. Try to keep posting things in the vein of "I found THIS and I DISAGREE WITH IT so it's DUMB and that makes it FUNNY" in the minimum, please.

I found this on TVTropes' scrabble babble page:

Red Dwarf - "jozxyqk": a Cat word meaning "the sound you make when you get your sexual organs trapped in something."

Lister: Is it in the dictionary?

Cat: It might be, if you were reading it in the nude and closed the book too fast.

Having experienced it personally, this troper confirms that "jozxyqk" has an equivalent in English.

it amused me.