A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

STAR
WARS

Episode IV
A NEW HOPE

It is a period of civil war.
Rebel spaceships, striking
from a hidden base, have
won their first victory
against the evil Galatic
Empire.

During the battle, rebel
spies managed to steal
secret plants to the Empire's
ultimate weapon, the
DEATH STAR, an armored
space station with enough
power to destroy an entire
planet.

Pursued by the Empire's
sinister agents, Princess
Leia races home aboard her
starship, custodian of the
stolen plans that can save
her people and restore
freedom to the galaxy...

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Comments

  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    Chekov's Gun set up right in the opening exposition.

    You gotta love it.
  • A Midnight Snack Tour Throughout Gensokyo
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    In a galaxy very, very, very,
    very, far away there lived
    a ruthless race of beings 
    known as...Spaceballs.

    Chapter Eleven

    The evil leaders of Planet 
    Spaceball, having foolishly
    squandered their precious
    atmosphere, have devised a
    secret plan to take every
    breath of air away from 
    their peace-loving neighbour,
    Planet Druidia.

    Today is Princess Vespa's 
    wedding day. Unbeknownst
    to the princess but knownst
    to us, danger lurks in the
    stars above...

    If you can read this, you
    don't need glasses.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    secret plants?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    be quiet.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    >:(
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