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BEAR JIZZ

HavenHaven
edited 2012-04-08 17:58:24 in General
by which I mean diamond earrings
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  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    aisle 239B
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    (Nonsense threads go in General!)

    Huh, I didn't know CA Marketplace sold jewelry.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...What category was it in initially? I didn't even think to look.

    And hey, if Kroger can have Fred Meyer Jewelers...
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Media.

    So you wanna be Kroger now, eh?
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    edited 2012-04-08 03:01:51
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    No I do not.

    I want to be an ALICORN.

    IN REAL LIFE.
  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    GIRLFRIEND'S GON GET PAAAAAAAAAAID
  • King_FridayKing_Friday
    BEEFCAKE
    CAT CUPCAKE
  • MiseryMisery
    The sadness will last forever.
    I want a winged unicorn!! Wait, I have one already. My SO!
  • King_FridayKing_Friday
    BEEFCAKE
    But winged Unicorns aren't as distracting as bear jizz

  • HavenHaven
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    CAT CUPCAKE
    I was very convinced this had to be a plant. I think my logic was that the cupcake was actually like a fruit, so if you bit it off it wouldn't hurt the cat, but would instead help spread its seeds...?
  • King_FridayKing_Friday
    edited 2012-04-09 10:08:54
    BEEFCAKE
    Does that mean it sprays as part of spreading it's seed?


    BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

    (SLOW MOTION SHOUT)
  • Mr. DarcyMr. Darcy
    "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens
    The Pictionary drawing that produced CAT CUPCAKE was amazing. Justice drew what looked like a pot with little round things in it. Then he drew a pointy-eared biped standing behind it.

    <Me> Batman making soup.
    Justice adds a cat tail to the biped
    <Me> Cat soup. Cat waiter. Cat maitre d'.
    Justice alters the "pot"
    <Me> Cat cupcake? Cat cake?

    ... turned out that the soup pot/cake was a litter box.
  • Justice4243Justice4243
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    We still won, though. :P

    After the picture...

    "Yes, Gryphon, it was going to be "cat cupcake". The ever popular phrase "cat cupcake" that is oft used in conversation. "
  • Mr. DarcyMr. Darcy
    "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens
    Win we did, awww yeah.

    And I'll have you know that "cat cupcake" used to be the cat's pajamas.
  • Justice4243Justice4243
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    "SLOW MOTION SHOUT"

    Might have been the best part of the night. /ITT the Portlanders talk about all the fun they had that you couldn't because you don't live here.
  • King_FridayKing_Friday
    BEEFCAKE
    /ITT the Portlanders talk about all the fun they had that you couldn't because you don't live here.  - What a dick
  • Justice4243Justice4243
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    THAT'S RIGHT!


  • King_FridayKing_Friday
    BEEFCAKE
    DECORATIVE DWARF PUBES
    image
  • JumpingzombieJumpingzombie
    You can get some Fresh Bear Jizz at Uncle Jipper's Discount Store. It's doesn't rip you off like that CA Maketplace.
  • Justice4243Justice4243
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I think Creepy Brands has a couple new products they can showcase.
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