Omegle
Because there isn't a thread about and there should be.
You: Hi I'm Pinkie Pie!
Stranger: That's a strange name.
You: It's not strange for a pink pony that likes pie!
Stranger: Ohh..
Stranger: I see how it is.
You: Do you see us being bestest friends forever?
You: :)
Stranger: I'm not sure.
Stranger: I don't know you too well.
You: Would a musical montage completely out of nowhere help?
Stranger: Yeah
You: <Insert flowery musical montage here>
You: Are we friends now?
Stranger: Sure
You: YES!
You: When is your birthday? I know everypony's birthday!
Stranger: I can't pretend I'm a pony
You: Mine is in 236 days!
Stranger: I really can't.
You: It's only a word, silly!
You: Ponies are the master race of Equestria!
You: So even though you're *clearly* a robot named "Stranger", I'll still call you a pony!
Stranger: Okay, okay
You: Come to think of it, when is it proper to say "OK", and when is it proper to say "OK"?
You: Oh wait, I mean "Okay", and "Okay"
You: Wait, I did it again!
You: I mean "OK", and "Okay".
Stranger: Either one is fine
Stranger: they mean the same thing.
You: Ohhhhhh, I get it now!
You: "OK" is the word, and "Okay", the onomatapoea!
You: Or is it "onomatopoeia"?
Stranger: Onomatopoeia
You: Nailed it!
Stranger: on o ma to poe ia
Stranger: that's how I remember it.
You: Wow, do you have cool spacy-wacied words for everything?
Stranger: no.
Stranger: Just that
You: Awwwww
Stranger: b e a utiful
Stranger: and that
Stranger: con science
Stranger: that too
You: Oh, I always thought it was "BeeyouTfull
Stranger: That's because you're an uneducated small horse.
You: Too many parties during college
You: Too many parties in general
You: I like parties <3
Stranger: Good
You: I know the names of no less than 422 DJs.
Stranger: Name them
Stranger: all of them
Stranger: now.
You: DJ-PON3
You: Me
You: Obama
You: You
You: My laptop
You: My lamp
You: My mouse
You: my computer mouse
You: Mickey mouse
You: Mickey Mouse's clubehouse
Stranger: That's only 9
You: That guy's outline in the Omegle logo. His name is Omegle.
You: Kenneth MacAlpine, the first King of Scotland
You: Wait, MacAlpin
You: Oh well, they were both DJs
You: Scooby Dew
You: Scooby Due
You: Scooby crew
You: Scooby Doo
You: Scooby Hairdoo
You: Scooby and the Doobie brothers
You: Mark Zuckerberg
You: Billy Mays
You: Sun Tzu
You: My fan (the one that's pretending to be me)
You: My fan (the one that blows air)
You: My fannie (I can DJ by sitting on a CD)
You: My fannie pack
You: Patrick, the jar of Mayo
Stranger: Are you always like this?
You: Yes
You: All the time
You: FOREVER.
Stranger: Well
Stranger: Good for you
You: And super-duper good for U!
You: Uh-oh, my Pinkie Pie sense is tingling!
You: Twitchy Tail! Twitch Tail!
You: Something's gonna faaaall!
You: Did something fall on you?
Stranger: Nope
Stranger: You?
You: Nope
You: A piano must have fallen on an Omegle server
You: That's terrible!
You: Think of all the people who won't be able to connect to a conversation and then disconnect after a crude comment or request for gender identification!
You: Think of all the homework that will be done!
Stranger: such a shame
You: We have to do something!
Stranger: like?
You: THROW A PARTY!
You: That will help everyone avoid their schoolwork!
Stranger: you do it
You: But don't you like parties?
Stranger: I do, but I'm tired now
You: Then let's throw a pajama-costume-sleepover party!
Stranger: okay
You: <much dancing and wearing of pajamas ensued>
Stranger: okay
You: You really like that word, don't you?
You: You should try a whole bunch of different responses!
You: "YES!"
You: "I agree."
You: "I concur!"
You: "THIS IS GOOD IDEA LET"S TRY IT"
You: "OK"
You: "LEEEEEEROY JEEEEENKIIIIINS!"
Stranger: I would if I were as enthusiastic as you
You: Don't worry! Pinkie Pie is here to teach you how!
Stranger: I need to sleep
Stranger: I think that would help
You: I think you should sleep enthusastically!
Stranger: OKAY!
You: Before going to sleep, say "I AM GOING TO SLEEP!"
Stranger: GOODNIGHT!
YIPEE!
You: W00T
Stranger: I'm going to sleep now
Stranger: bye!
You: BAI BAI SEE YA IN PONYVILLE!
You: Hi I'm Pinkie Pie!
Stranger: That's a strange name.
You: It's not strange for a pink pony that likes pie!
Stranger: Ohh..
Stranger: I see how it is.
You: Do you see us being bestest friends forever?
You: :)
Stranger: I'm not sure.
Stranger: I don't know you too well.
You: Would a musical montage completely out of nowhere help?
Stranger: Yeah
You: <Insert flowery musical montage here>
You: Are we friends now?
Stranger: Sure
You: YES!
You: When is your birthday? I know everypony's birthday!
Stranger: I can't pretend I'm a pony
You: Mine is in 236 days!
Stranger: I really can't.
You: It's only a word, silly!
You: Ponies are the master race of Equestria!
You: So even though you're *clearly* a robot named "Stranger", I'll still call you a pony!
Stranger: Okay, okay
You: Come to think of it, when is it proper to say "OK", and when is it proper to say "OK"?
You: Oh wait, I mean "Okay", and "Okay"
You: Wait, I did it again!
You: I mean "OK", and "Okay".
Stranger: Either one is fine
Stranger: they mean the same thing.
You: Ohhhhhh, I get it now!
You: "OK" is the word, and "Okay", the onomatapoea!
You: Or is it "onomatopoeia"?
Stranger: Onomatopoeia
You: Nailed it!
Stranger: on o ma to poe ia
Stranger: that's how I remember it.
You: Wow, do you have cool spacy-wacied words for everything?
Stranger: no.
Stranger: Just that
You: Awwwww
Stranger: b e a utiful
Stranger: and that
Stranger: con science
Stranger: that too
You: Oh, I always thought it was "BeeyouTfull
Stranger: That's because you're an uneducated small horse.
You: Too many parties during college
You: Too many parties in general
You: I like parties <3
Stranger: Good
You: I know the names of no less than 422 DJs.
Stranger: Name them
Stranger: all of them
Stranger: now.
You: DJ-PON3
You: Me
You: Obama
You: You
You: My laptop
You: My lamp
You: My mouse
You: my computer mouse
You: Mickey mouse
You: Mickey Mouse's clubehouse
Stranger: That's only 9
You: That guy's outline in the Omegle logo. His name is Omegle.
You: Kenneth MacAlpine, the first King of Scotland
You: Wait, MacAlpin
You: Oh well, they were both DJs
You: Scooby Dew
You: Scooby Due
You: Scooby crew
You: Scooby Doo
You: Scooby Hairdoo
You: Scooby and the Doobie brothers
You: Mark Zuckerberg
You: Billy Mays
You: Sun Tzu
You: My fan (the one that's pretending to be me)
You: My fan (the one that blows air)
You: My fannie (I can DJ by sitting on a CD)
You: My fannie pack
You: Patrick, the jar of Mayo
Stranger: Are you always like this?
You: Yes
You: All the time
You: FOREVER.
Stranger: Well
Stranger: Good for you
You: And super-duper good for U!
You: Uh-oh, my Pinkie Pie sense is tingling!
You: Twitchy Tail! Twitch Tail!
You: Something's gonna faaaall!
You: Did something fall on you?
Stranger: Nope
Stranger: You?
You: Nope
You: A piano must have fallen on an Omegle server
You: That's terrible!
You: Think of all the people who won't be able to connect to a conversation and then disconnect after a crude comment or request for gender identification!
You: Think of all the homework that will be done!
Stranger: such a shame
You: We have to do something!
Stranger: like?
You: THROW A PARTY!
You: That will help everyone avoid their schoolwork!
Stranger: you do it
You: But don't you like parties?
Stranger: I do, but I'm tired now
You: Then let's throw a pajama-costume-sleepover party!
Stranger: okay
You: <much dancing and wearing of pajamas ensued>
Stranger: okay
You: You really like that word, don't you?
You: You should try a whole bunch of different responses!
You: "YES!"
You: "I agree."
You: "I concur!"
You: "THIS IS GOOD IDEA LET"S TRY IT"
You: "OK"
You: "LEEEEEEROY JEEEEENKIIIIINS!"
Stranger: I would if I were as enthusiastic as you
You: Don't worry! Pinkie Pie is here to teach you how!
Stranger: I need to sleep
Stranger: I think that would help
You: I think you should sleep enthusastically!
Stranger: OKAY!
You: Before going to sleep, say "I AM GOING TO SLEEP!"
Stranger: GOODNIGHT!
YIPEE!
You: W00T
Stranger: I'm going to sleep now
Stranger: bye!
You: BAI BAI SEE YA IN PONYVILLE!
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All previous partners immediately disconnected or asked for a/s/l, then disconnected.