I cannot die

Manly McMacho · 2012-04-06 13:18:56

Although I try and I try, I simply can't die, which can only mean that I

am immortal

Hahaha.

But seriously why can't I fucking die

Tre · 2012-04-06 13:25:13

DW!

YOU'RE BACK!

YOU CAN'T DIE BECAUSE YOU'RE DW!

Imipolex G · 2012-04-06 13:31:14

One time I asked God to kill me.

He didn't.

What's the use of a god who won't even kill you when you ask Him to?

/me logic

Unknown · 2012-04-06 14:55:14

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Yarrun XIX · 2012-04-06 15:39:16

^^ God doesn't kill people when they still have potential to improve their lives.

Haven · 2012-04-06 15:45:00

When there's trouble you call DW

Imipolex G · 2012-04-06 15:52:05

I dunno, man, God's killing record seems kind of random.

Then again, I am a mere mortal, my perception is quite limited. I should just shut up.

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Misery · 2012-04-06 19:36:00

Oh hai DW!

Anonus · 2012-04-06 19:54:00

...are you alright, DW?

Icalasari · 2012-04-06 21:04:20

^ That

Manly McMacho · 2012-04-06 21:08:20

Hahaha, I'm fine. Sure, I'm on suicide watch, everyone's either coddling me or avoiding me, I've been diagnosed with a big giant list of bullshit I've never heard of before and my parents entire goddamn family is one disappointing event closer to officially disowning me, but I'm fine. :3

ProfessorGator · 2012-04-06 21:40:40

Sorry to hear that, DW. Hope things turn out better for you soon.

Unknown · 2012-04-06 21:57:54

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Icalasari · 2012-04-06 23:48:59

You're on suicide watch!? D:

...Also, what is the list of bullshit?

Gelzo · 2012-04-07 00:26:34

Well, it's good to see you back. Hope you're able to feel better soon.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-04-07 00:27:29

I am not sure how to respond to things like this, really.

So I shall just hug you and hope it helps.

*hugs*

:(

Manly McMacho · 2012-04-09 00:10:31

^^^Borderline personality disorder, histrionic personality disorder, bipolar, and who the hell are you?

Also I suppose that isn't much of a list at all. :|

Obā-san · 2012-04-09 00:12:48

Now that's quite the laundry list.

I hope you end up with a modicum of stability.

Anonus · 2012-04-09 00:12:49

^^Are you going to be OK?

Manly McMacho · 2012-04-09 00:19:38

Define "OK".

I've been in bleaker situations (granted, I was still trying to kill myself then but that's beside the point) and I've always ended up... maybe not okay or even unscathed but at the very least alive. And I've apologized to my roomie & friends for being insane and kind of a bitch and they're still watching out for me. :/

Salix Babylonika · 2012-04-09 00:21:10

Well, I hope things go better for you, MV.

DickGrabrod · 2012-04-09 00:21:14

Have you been diagnosed with anything before this point?

Obā-san · 2012-04-09 00:21:40

Well,

everyone's either coddling me or avoiding me

That can be really annoying, I'm here if you need someone who is neither.

Icalasari · 2012-04-09 00:24:55

I'm here too :3

Manly McMacho · 2012-04-09 00:25:40

^^^Only ADD and depression.

^,^^Thanks. :/

Imipolex G · 2012-04-09 00:27:05

Depression's a bitch.

Icalasari · 2012-04-09 00:27:36

^^ :/\

Obā-san · 2012-04-09 00:29:19

Depression's a bitch.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-04-09 00:33:28

I am also here if you need someone to exchange random bullshit conversation with.

For random bullshit conversation is my specialty.

Manly McMacho · 2012-04-09 00:35:36

^^^Seriously who are you

Obā-san · 2012-04-09 00:37:11

Iclascari IIRC.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-04-09 00:38:38

Yep.

From one unpronounceable username to another.

Icalasari · 2012-04-09 00:41:43

Oh god damn I didn't realize you were asking me that, DW

Yeah, I'm Icalasari

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Icalasari · 2012-04-09 00:57:07

^ DAMMIT IT WAS A REFERENCE TO A CREEPY PASTA INVOLVING SOMETHING AT STINSON BEACH THAT POSSESSES PEOPLE!

Salix Babylonika · 2012-04-09 00:59:48

The thing that possesses people is....

HIS GENITALS

Icalasari · 2012-04-09 01:04:42

>:| Don't make you slap you!

Salix Babylonika · 2012-04-09 01:09:35

we're working this into the comic by the way

there will totally be a location called that

Icalasari · 2012-04-09 01:19:02

You're going to make me draw my genitals aren't you? >:|

Salix Babylonika · 2012-04-09 01:23:09

Maybe.

Unknown · 2012-04-09 01:27:45

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Icalasari · 2012-04-09 01:38:44

>:|

...It costs money to whore out my balls >:|

Salix Babylonika · 2012-04-09 01:43:04

THERE MIGHT NOT BE GENITALS

BUT THERE ARE SURE GONNA BE....

B)

A WHOLE LOTTA NUTS

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Icalasari · 2012-04-09 01:56:46

You're a nut >:|

Oh whoop my brain go sleepy now

I cannot die

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