ITT: We become non-princess nobility/royalty.

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• Unknown

  2012-04-04 20:39:24

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• Vriska

  2012-04-04 20:42:07

  8luh 8luh.

  Can I 8e Marquise Spinneret Mindfang? :::;D
• Imipolex G

  2012-04-04 21:25:12

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I was already declared High Priest of Mammaries or something
  
  I guess that's not really royalty, but, fuck it
  
• TheMightyAnonym

  2012-04-04 22:04:29 edited 2012-04-04 22:04:39

  I wish I could go back in time and slap myself.
  

  I'm the eldest prince. You only said non-princess.
  
  :3
  
  Wait... does that make CA my sister? Cool beans :3
  
• Haven

  2012-04-04 22:06:53

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  *does knightly things*
• ProfessorGator

  2012-04-04 22:12:23

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  I, Earl Gator of Scale Island, would be delighted to give you audience.
• Yarrun XIX

  2012-04-04 22:40:11

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  -puts on the king hat-
  
  TMA! As your father, I demand that you take out the garbage! In the name of the Crown!
  
• Justice4243

  2012-04-05 01:46:55

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  I'm a descendant of a Count.

  
  

  Got a family coat of arms, to boot! 
• PlutoniumFist

  2012-04-05 02:44:23

  Living tissue over endoskeleton.

  I AM THE ARCHITECT OF PAIN
• Tre

  2012-04-05 04:34:08

  
  

  I'm the king of nothing!
• Princess Alice

  2012-04-05 04:40:55

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I AM A PRINCESS
  
  PRINCESSIN' AROUND
  
  ROYALTYROYALTYROYALTYROYALTYROYALTY
  
• TheMightyAnonym

  2012-04-05 17:59:13

  I wish I could go back in time and slap myself.
  

  "TMA! As your father, I demand that you take out the garbage! In the name of the Crown!"
  
  But what if I don't WANT to take it out in the name of the crown? I want to take it out in the name of something else!
  
• One-Winged Eagle

  2012-04-05 19:29:33 edited 2012-04-05 19:32:18

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  They called me "the Lord of Light" because I could control the lightning. And then they called me "Lord of Light" because it is said that I learned not to.
  

  
  

  My followers called me "Mahasamatman" and said I was a god. I preferred to drop the "Maha-" and the "-atman," and called myself Sam. I never claimed to be a god. But then, I never claimed not to be a god. Circumstances being what they were, neither admission could be of any benefit. 

  
  

  Silence, though, could.
• Gelzo

  2012-04-05 20:15:58 edited 2012-04-05 20:16:06

  It's 4:20 somewhere.

  I am the Emprah.
• Yarrun XIX

  2012-04-05 22:07:25

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Young man, as long as I'm wearing this hat, I am your parental figure and ruler! You shall do things in the name of the Crown or, so help me, you will be grounded!
  
• Haven

  2012-04-05 23:21:37

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Not crownded?
• Yarrun XIX

  2012-04-05 23:30:49

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Well, of course not. Note that I am wearing the king hat, not the king of squirrels hat.