Not how dinosaurs work

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• Obā-san

  2017-09-21 13:21:02

  
  

  indeed
  
  dinosaurs couldn't talk
• Tachyon

  2017-09-21 14:21:46

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  prove it
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-09-21 15:06:02

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Dinosaurs can definitely talk, as shown by dinosaur autobiographies such as Dinosaur Comics and The Land Before Time.
• Tachyon

  2017-09-21 15:07:52

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Sure, T. rex is closer in height to Stegosaurus than a sparrow. But that doesn't tell you much; 'Dinosaur Comics' author Ryan North is closer in height to certain dinosaurs than to the average human.
• Tachyon

  2017-09-21 15:12:45

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  if we hold on together
  i know our dreams will never die
  dreams see us thru to foreeeeeeeeeeeever
  where clouds roll by

  for you and i
• Yarrun XIX

  2017-09-21 16:12:04

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Ryan North is defined as being taller than everybody else.
• Tachyon

  2017-09-21 16:13:59

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  They say lightning strikes the tallest thing around. That’s the kind of maddeningly inexact statement that immediately sparks all kinds of questions. How far is “around”? I mean, not all lightning hits Mt. Everest. But does it find the tallest person in a crowd? The tallest person I know is probably Ryan North (paleontologists estimate he stood nearly five meters tall at the shoulder). Should I try to hang around him for lightning safety reasons? What about other reasons?