Dr. Robotnik, your theme parks are death traps

Icalasari · 2012-03-29 23:38:14

Your coasters break, your robots try to kill all the guests, there are weak parts on some attractions, and the metal is so subpar that I could probably throw a hedgehog at some parts and collapse rides

Please, fix this. I am allergic to death

Ombre_Morbide · 2012-03-29 23:39:56

Anonus · 2012-03-29 23:44:07

Solution: kill the robots!

Icalasari · 2012-03-29 23:47:51

^^ Well then, I hope you'll like a class action lawsuit, you jackass!

Ombre_Morbide · 2012-03-29 23:48:56

Icalasari · 2012-03-30 00:00:06

Oh god, now you're ASSAULTING me!?

Your park will be shut down forever!

Justice4243 · 2012-03-30 13:22:07

The Six flags guy is just going to dance for several hours straight until the Park collapses.

Survivors will clamber aboard the bus to be taken to Six flags, regardless of how much they need a hospital at that point.

They all think, "If I don't make it to Six Flags, dying on the way there wouldn't be that bad..."

Icalasari · 2012-03-30 14:01:45

^ Like this?

Justice4243 · 2012-03-30 15:23:15

EXACTLY!

Tre · 2012-03-30 20:09:37

the Vengabus is coming

Dr. Robotnik, your theme parks are death traps

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