ok i need a religeon

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• Imipolex G

  2017-09-02 03:55:57

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Imicowism
• Imipolex G

  2017-09-02 03:56:05

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Discordianism
• Salix Babylonika

  2017-09-02 03:57:07

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Wicca?
• Obā-san

  2017-09-02 03:59:31

  
  

  im not immediately opposed to it but i dont really imagine wicca i need to have strong arguments for and against various interpretations of religious documents/points of dogma, or even as having really strong points of dogma, i get this sort of feeling that it's very personal
  
• Calica

  2017-09-02 04:05:42

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Ask @buttercrispy for the group of Catholic priests who got excommunicated for making women priests
• Salix Babylonika

  2017-09-02 04:26:35

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Tamlin said:

  im not immediately opposed to it but i dont really imagine wicca i need to have strong arguments for and against various interpretations of religious documents/points of dogma, or even as having really strong points of dogma, i get this sort of feeling that it's very personal
  

  it is

  
  

  idk what hermeneutics are
• Odradek

  2017-09-02 04:28:25

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Jane said:

  Tamlin said:

  im not immediately opposed to it but i dont really imagine wicca i need to have strong arguments for and against various interpretations of religious documents/points of dogma, or even as having really strong points of dogma, i get this sort of feeling that it's very personal
  

  it is

  
  

  idk what hermeneutics are

  Hermeneutics are the study of the interpretation of texts

  
  

  Such as what Jews do with the Talmud and commentary on commentary on commentary 
• Salix Babylonika

  2017-09-02 04:39:42

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  ohhhh

  
  

  wait is that like nested footnotes? that's great
• Tatterhood

  2017-09-02 04:40:42

  Tamlin said:

  it has to do these things:
  
  1. a strong tradition of hermeneutics
  
  2. no weird evangelizing. if i want to find out more i dont wanna be confronted w/ some dumbass pamphlet talking about how Holy Book Explains Mountain or something. anything can Explain Mountain, begone.
  
  3. i can be gay
  

  math
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2017-09-02 04:53:24

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  We do evangelize though

  
  

  Hell, we fight Congress to let us teach our perverse way of life in schools. Schools, Lucy
• Tatterhood

  2017-09-02 04:57:04

  yeah I guess some idiot probably is saying math explains mountains, huh
  
• Odradek

  2017-09-02 05:01:03

  My dreams exceed my real life

  
• Yarrun XIX

  2017-09-02 05:09:09

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Oh god I ripped off Calvin and Hobbes

  
  

  That's twenty Hail Erdős and a pilgrimage to Gauss's grave.
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-09-02 05:46:55

  y'know as a serious point i've actually wondered whether my occasional dabbling in catholicism as well as bhakti yoga is (aside from their free food and a lame attempt at finding a social community at school that's unconnected to basically anything else) a sort of experimenting with "retail religion"
  
  like, taking a religion to a dressing room and trying it on
  
  e.g. i've noticed i really like the catholics' messages of humility and charity, though i don't like the dedicating myself to a higher power (especially one whose beliefs/articles of faith/etc. i am not sure i entirely agree with) and i also don't like the harping on abortion
  
• Bee

  2017-09-02 07:36:34

  Odradek said:

  

  The number 5 is the atheist's nightmare.  It has a pull-tab at the top for easy access!
  
• Princess Alice

  2017-09-02 15:31:09

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Man I still remember the rhyme my first kindergarten teacher taught us to write the number 5

  
  

  "Short neck, tummy fat. Mister Five wears a hat!"
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-09-02 15:34:04

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  I used to write 8 as two circles. I'm not sure why.
  
• Princess Alice

  2017-09-02 15:36:06

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I think a lot of kids do that when they first learn to write. I at least know that my kindergarten teachers would tell us not to...
• buttercrispy

  2017-09-02 16:48:57

  Calica said:

  Ask @buttercrispy for the group of Catholic priests who got excommunicated for making women priests

  i already corrected him, it was a solitary bishop who ordains lady priests, but their congregations are in Minnesota, but liberal catholicism does not meet critereon three, therefore calica loses.