If I ever find a Genie

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• vtk

  2017-08-31 04:42:41

  embrace the confusion
  

  I would make nicotine non-addictive, give myself shape shifting ability, and probably hang onto my third wish for an emergency.
• Imipolex G

  2017-08-31 04:49:34

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I would make myself a busty cowgirl and abolish capitalism and television.
  
  of course I'm sure Mr. Odradek actually expects that we should discuss his wish.
• Obā-san

  2017-08-31 04:52:33

  
  

  my gods return and cleanse this earth
  
  i have cat ears now
  
  also, i have a calzone
  
• Odradek

  2017-08-31 04:52:50

  My dreams exceed my real life

  It's okay
• Obā-san

  2017-08-31 04:53:00

  
  

  getting rid of The Bachelor is also a worthy use
  
• Calica

  2017-08-31 04:58:31

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  i don't actually have any real opinion on the bachelor
• Imipolex G

  2017-08-31 05:00:24

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  abolishing television would obviously include all trashy shows including the bachelors
• Yarrun XIX

  2017-08-31 05:43:47

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Assuming I can't hack it for infinite wishes, um

  
  

  The combined superpowers of Martian Manhunter, DIO and some third person with none of the associated weaknesses.

  
  

  The wisdom needed to use my last wish to turn Earth into my personal vision of utopia.

  
  

  Third thing.
• Klinotaxis

  2017-08-31 11:22:03

  kill living beings
  

  isn't there also a "Bachelorette" show
• Imipolex G

  2017-08-31 16:16:36

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  "all succeeding franchises"
• Tachyon

  2017-08-31 18:36:47

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Wish 1: That none of my wishes will have consequences i didn't intend

  Wish 2: The power to grant my own wishes

  Wish 3: The genie can go free
• Imipolex G

  2017-08-31 19:03:45

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  that's cheating
  
• Aliroz

  2017-09-01 22:47:29

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  I'm too scared of unintended consequences to make any drastic wishes, so yeah, probably getting rid of media I hate would be what I would use my wishes on.

  
  

  Actually actually, I'd never use any of them because I'd bee too scared of wasting them.
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-09-01 22:52:12

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  that's cheating
  

  I doubt the genie would complain about the course of action being taken.