Beauty and the Beast Gay Edition WHEN???

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• Obā-san

  2017-08-20 03:30:28

  
  

  belle could be a dude
  
• Princess Alice

  2017-08-20 03:31:22

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  You and your "boy" fetish...
• Imipolex G

  2017-08-20 03:35:17

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  back when Disney's Beauty and the Beast came out - christ I'm old - it bothered me that I couldn't really imagine a genderflip version of it. You never saw the story told with the guy as Beauty and the girl as the Beast. I couldn't figure out why, exactly.
• Obā-san

  2017-08-20 03:36:30 edited 2017-08-20 03:36:52

  
  

  women:
  
  * lumpy?
  
  * probably can't pick you up
  
  * smell weird
  
  * lame underwear
  
  * one word: cooties
  
  men:
  
  * lumpy but in a good way
  
  * possibly can pick you up? not for very long though most likely.
  
  * smell nice
  
  * good underwear
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2017-08-20 03:37:27

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Naney coming out as part of the anti-lumpy coalition
• Imipolex G

  2017-08-20 03:41:02

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  bras are the precise opposite of lame underwear
• Princess Alice

  2017-08-20 03:57:07

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I'm sorry Naney but you're crazy; women's underwear is way cooler than men's underwear
• Odradek

  2017-08-20 14:21:21

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Tamlin said:

  women:
  
  * lumpy?
  
  * probably can't pick you up
  
  * smell weird
  
  * lame underwear
  
  * one word: cooties
  
  men:
  
  * lumpy but in a good way
  
  * possibly can pick you up? not for very long though most likely.
  
  * smell nice
  
  * good underwear
  

  
  
• Obā-san

  2017-08-20 14:27:13

  
  

  Central Avenue said:

  I'm sorry Naney but you're crazy; women's underwear is way cooler than men's underwear

  
  http://www.aussiebum.com
  
  https://store.nastypig.com/collections/jocks
• Odradek

  2017-08-20 14:31:17

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Mix your milk

  
  

  with my cocoa puffs

  
  

  milky milky cocoa puffs
• Viani

  2017-08-20 14:45:17

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  It would make sense for Girlbeast and Boybeauty if the Girl was much larger and more powerful than the boy.
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2017-08-20 17:51:33

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  No. The girlbeast will be a genderswapped version of the prince, but with fuzzy ears and maybe a tail. This is the only way monstergirls can be.
• lee4hmz

  2017-08-20 20:34:03

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  milky milky riiiiiiight
• Tachyon

  2017-08-20 22:56:50

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  immaterial transcendent psychic-energy beings of pure cognition:

  
  

  • not lumpy
  • will not pick you up or otherwise invade your personal space
  • odourless
  • no underwear (therefore sexier)