What AREN'T Millennials killing??

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• Crystal

  2017-08-16 19:01:37

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Oh my God that Democracy one though.
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-08-16 19:07:31

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  I can't believe we murdered crowdfunding.
  
• Imipolex G

  2017-08-16 19:08:50

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  these darn kids!
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2017-08-16 19:14:32

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Load up on guns, bring your friends
• Princess Alice

  2017-08-16 22:12:57

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Silly Yarrun, that's Generation X
• Yarrun XIX

  2017-08-16 22:15:32

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Who knows, maybe if we touch them with our filthy millenial hands, we'll kill them by accident.
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-08-16 22:22:31

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Also what is serendipity?
  
  did we do a hit on the abstract concept of good luck
  
• Calica

  2017-08-16 22:34:15

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  they might not have killed the 9-5 weekday, just pointed out that it's dead
• Bee

  2017-08-16 23:40:56 edited 2017-08-16 23:42:38

  Fossilmaiden said:

  I can't believe we murdered crowdfunding.
  

  we brought it into this world, we can take it out!

  
  

  "Have Millenials killed Serendipity?"

  
  

  God I hope so.  That movie was awful.  And I'm pretty sure we're not the ones who killed home ownership; that was pretty stone dead by the time we were out of college.
• Tachyon

  2017-08-17 00:46:33

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  'have millennials killed' is the new 'dan vs'
• Tachyon

  2017-08-17 00:49:53

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  also wow, millennials really have it in for the McDonald's menu
• Section42L

  2017-08-17 01:27:46

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  At least the wine cork managed to survive the cruel millennials' attempts to kill it...
• Anonus

  2017-08-17 01:32:18

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Why go to Applebee's? The entire experience takes much more time than it needs to and the food is overpriced
• Princess Alice

  2017-08-17 01:32:44

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  says the boy who went on a date at Max & Erma's
• Alduin

  2017-08-17 01:33:31

  To be honest, I'm glad the McWrap is dead.
• Section42L

  2017-08-17 01:35:02

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Excuse you.
  
  The chicken snack wraps are all I eat at McDonalds.
• Odradek

  2017-08-17 01:35:45

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Did you know the McRib was invented as a promotional thing for the Flintstones movie
• Princess Alice

  2017-08-17 01:40:21 edited 2017-08-17 01:40:42

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  oh my god I just noticed "Why Are Millennials Killing Their Bosses?"

  
  

  as if we're literally coming into work with shotguns and murdering our managers in front of everyone

  
  

  I mean, I'm sure a lot of us have felt like doing that, but...
• Anonus

  2017-08-17 01:40:59

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Central Avenue said:

  says the boy who went on a date at Max & Erma's

  They don't have those where I live!

  Odradek said:

  Did you know the McRib was invented as a promotional thing for the Flintstones movie

  Wow, I didn't know marketing was that sophisticated in 1966
• Tachyon

  2017-08-17 01:43:32

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  if wraps are dead why are we making them constantly

  
  

  like it always happens, you're the only one on your station, you're keeping your levels low because you haven't been selling much, and then like thirty wrap stickers come through at once
• Sredni Vashtar

  2017-08-17 02:21:31

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  I, for one, welcome the death of the Canadian tourism industry, given that it will soon be entertaining a whole new "visiting defectors and asylum seekers from the southern border" industry to make up for the lost monies.
  
• Imipolex G

  2017-08-17 02:26:38 edited 2017-08-17 02:28:15

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  You know what else millennials are killing? Themselves
  
• Imipolex G

  2017-08-17 02:26:50

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  yeah I know, not funny
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-08-17 03:08:02

  Imipolex G said:

  yeah I know, not funny
  

  ehh, it's not like a thread with this title would have stayed non-spicy for long
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-08-17 03:09:00

  glennmagusharvey said:

  
  

  Imipolex G said:

  yeah I know, not funny
  

  ehh, it's not like a thread with this title would have stayed non-spicy for long
  

  someone's gonna say that i'm killing spiciness by using the term like this
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2017-08-17 03:49:26

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  wait a minute

  
  

  ' "Promiscous' Milennials are killing McDonald's '
  
  ???????????
• Klinotaxis

  2017-08-17 03:56:17

  kill living beings
  

  what, you wanna fuck in a mcdonalds?

  
  

  nobody wants to fuck in a mcdonalds
• Imipolex G

  2017-08-17 04:00:22

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I can't help it if Wendy is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy more attractive than Ronald McDonald!
  
• Tachyon

  2017-08-17 11:34:37

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  but millennials aren't having sex
• Anonus

  2017-08-17 11:40:59

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Tachyon said:

  but millennials aren't having sex

  
  some of us are
• Tachyon

  2017-08-17 11:50:41

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  write in to the paper and demand more stringent fact-checking
• Imipolex G

  2017-08-17 17:00:17

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  fact-checking? in journalism?
  
• Viani

  2017-08-18 12:31:51

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  https://www.buzzfeed.com/michelleregna/29-things-millennials-were-accused-of-killing-in-the-year-20?bffbmain&ref=bffbmain&utm_term=.nbMpXX6L5#.aalz88aWm
  
  29 more things!
  
• lee4hmz

  2017-08-18 16:15:40

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  for once, I'd like to see an article about what millennials do like
  

  
  

  and one that's not complaining about how much money they spend at Whole Foods, either
• Tachyon

  2017-08-18 16:21:23

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  lee4hmz said:

  what millennials do like
  

  Taylor Swift, emojis, self-service checkouts
• lee4hmz

  2017-08-18 17:04:58

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  cool, I like all those things too
• Imipolex G

  2017-08-18 17:17:01

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  self-service checkouts are good
  
• Bee

  2017-08-18 19:01:31

  lee4hmz said:

  for once, I'd like to see an article about what millennials do like
  

  killing things, obviously

  Imipolex G said:

  self-service checkouts are good
  

  Tell that to the already crashing and burning economy.
• Obā-san

  2017-08-18 19:24:14

  
  

  (*walks up to the economy, which is on fire*)
  
  self service checkouts are good
  
  (*wanders off, leaving it to writhe in agony*)
• Obā-san

  2017-08-18 19:27:22

  
  

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• Imipolex G

  2017-08-18 19:29:00

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  *goes up to crashing and burning economy*
  
  self-service checkouts are good, see you in hell
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-08-22 23:09:34

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  
  
  millennials are literally serial killers now
  
• Odradek

  2017-08-22 23:13:25

  My dreams exceed my real life

  

  
  

  That's right, I posted a Decemberists song and there's nothing you can do to stop me

  
  

  *evil laugh*
• Sredni Vashtar

  2017-08-22 23:14:44

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  I like that song.
  
  I actually like most of The Decemberists' output.
• Section42L

  2017-08-22 23:19:12

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  The Decembrists are Good, Actually.
  
  This song by them is also appropriate for this thread:
  
  
• eriophora zia

  2017-08-22 23:30:25

  I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god

  Anonus said:

  Why go to Applebee's? The entire experience takes much more time than it needs to and the food is overpriced

  I like stealing their little wooden cubes with apples on them. That is their only redeeming aspect though, tbh.
• Sredni Vashtar

  2017-08-22 23:43:15

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  My experiences there have mostly been neutral to positive?
  
  *shrug*
  
• Crystal

  2017-08-22 23:54:18

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Same.

  
  

  Which, now that I think about it, is kind of surprising. So uh props I guess.
• Klinotaxis

  2017-08-22 23:55:22

  kill living beings
  

  the one time i ate there the food was real good, but indeed expensive
• Bee

  2017-08-22 23:59:35

  Sredni Vashtar said:

  My experiences there have mostly been neutral to positive?
  
  *shrug*