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  • Yes.
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    No.
  • Yeah I think so.
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    Nope.
  • Defin8ly.
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    Yep.
  • ::::o
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    The Khajiit are a race of feline humanoids hailing from the province of Elsweyr, well-known for their keen intelligence and agility.[1] While these traits make them superb thieves and acrobats, Khajiit are also fearsome warriors, although seldom gifted with the skill to harness magical forces. This is not to say that Khajiit do not possess the ability, merely that strenuous training must be undertaken to make wielding magic a serious option, either in passive or aggressive actions.

    Physiologically, Khajiit differ greatly from both the varied races of man and mer, not only in their skeletal structure (possessing a tail and, in some forms, a digitigrade stance, i.e. toe walking) and dermal makeup (the "fur" that covers their bodies) but in their digestion and metabolism as well.[2] The Khajiit, along with the Argonians and the Imga, make up the so called 'beast races' of the Empire, due to their therianthropic qualities.[1] It is currently unclear whether a successful union between Khajiit and other races may occur, for no well-documented cases exist despite rumors.[2][3] The divergent appearance and mannerisms of the Khajiit often lead bigoted members of other races to look down on them.[4][5][6][7]
  • ::::o

    schroedinger's green.
  • That sounds more benevolent than hypothetical periwinkle.
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    The kingdoms of the Khajiit existed long before recorded history.[1][8] Elsweyr consisted of 16 kingdoms of about 20 different types of Khajiit early in the First Era, which were a model of cooperative specialization and harmony compared to other races of the time.[1][9] The Thrassian Plague would upset this balance in 1E 2260, leaving only two primary kingdoms.[1] The province was fashioned into its modern state in 2E 309 when Keirgo of Anequina and Eshita of Pellitine combined their long-feuding domains and gave the land its name, sparking a class struggle that briefly threatened to draw outside intervention.[9][10] The people of each kingdom found themselves drawn together by their leaders, which was considered a betrayal by many, as the northern Anequina saw Pellitine as depraved and decadent, while the Khajiits of Pellitine thought Anequina barbarous.[1]

    Peace was eventually restored amongst the Khajiiti by the generally non-partisan Mane, Rid-T'har-ri'Datta, who "bestowed to the classes equality under the bi-lunar shadow, dividing their power in accordance with two-moons-dance".[9] What this established, in a more understandable sense, was a rotational power base in which both sides of Khajiiti society, the southern city-dwellers under the nobility and the northern nomadic tribes under their chieftains, shared alternate control of the region based on the phases of Masser and Secunda, which are held in great reverence in Khajiiti society.[9] The terms of this measure, the Riddle'thar, were overseen by the thinly-veiled dictatorship of the Mane himself.[9] The efficacy of each individual Mane has varied greatly, and some led the Khajiit to periods of strife and war throughout the Third Era, especially with the Bosmer.[1][11][12][13] They have historically achieved greater peace and prosperity under Imperial rule (according to Imperial scholars), yet often rebel against their authority in keeping with their unique view of the world.[1][14]

    In 4E 98, the moons Masser and Secunda vanished, creating fear and strife amongst the Khajiit.[15] When the moons reappeared two years later and the Thalmor announced they had used magic to restore them, the Khajiit praised them as their saviors.[15] In 4E 115, popular support for the Thalmor led to a coup against the Imperial-backed government in Elsweyr and the reestablishment of the ancient kingdoms Anequina and Pelletine as client states of the Thalmor.[15]
  • Yeah, Schroedinger's green may or may not 8e pretty chill.

    8etter than negative metaphorical 8urgundy anyway. And way 8etter than anti-off-yellow with purple stripes.
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    he Mane, while the unofficial head-of-state, is no more a "breed" of Khajiit than any other is, he is simply unique.[9] Khajiit tradition holds that only one Mane may be alive at any one time, since the Mane is one entity reborn in different bodies with the passage of time.[9] The veracity of this is unknown, but there has been no recorded instance of multiple Manes contending for power.[9] The Khajiit are divided by two disparate ways of life: the civilized jungles and river basins of southern Elsweyr, which have ancient mercantile traditions, a stable agrarian aristocracy based on the exportation of saltrice and Moon Sugar, and a thriving artistic culture, which contrasts greatly with the nomadic tribe or pride-centric Khajiit of the dry northern wastes and grasslands, where aggressive and territorial raiders occasionally unite under a single chieftain.[12][16] It is widely held that the greatest force amongst the Khajiit are the Clan Mothers. It is they, ultimately, who control both the harvest and refining of Moon Sugar, and thus they who are seen as the most influential.

    The Khajiit often refer to Moon Sugar as "crystallized moonlight", trapped by the glimmering waters of the Topal Sea and washed to the sugarcane groves of the Tenmar Forest by the tides, under the guidance of Hermorah.[9] The Khajiit believe that by consuming it, they are consuming a small portion of the eternal souls of the moon gods, Jone and Jode.[9] It drives them into fits of ecstasy and abandon, purportedly leaving the streets of Elsweyr's major cities strewn with catmen shivering in the grip of sugar-fits.[9] Despite the extremely addictive nature of the sugar, it is an integral part of Khajiit life and the chief export of Elsweyr, where it is smuggled out in both raw and refined forms.[9][17] It helps support a thriving black market; it is said one can purchase practically anything amongst the Khajiit.[1][18]

    This love of Moon Sugar has given them a "sweet tooth"; candies, cakes, puddings, and sugar-meats are the staples of the Khajiit diet, each generously enriched with Moon Sugar.[9] This relationship between religion and cultural practice goes deeper than appearances suggest.[9] According to legend, the Khajiit and their deities are bound up in the Lunar Lattice, no less than the famed Liminal Barriers, the tendency of Mundus to remain discrete from the Sea of Oblivion and the force that keeps the Daedra out of Nirn.[9] In this way the Khajiit, Moon Sugar, Lorkhan's Moons, Lorkhan's Heart, and White Gold Tower are all related, as all play a part in shaping the fundamental structure of the mortal plane.[9][19]

    The typical bipedal Khajiit dresses in an ample shawl of brightly-colored cloth, known as a budi, for defense against the harsh rays of the sun. This shirt is tightly fastened in braids down the right side, in order to prevent any part of the torso fur from being seen, as the exposure of such in public is deemed both offensive and unsightly. In battle, those who walk upright traditionally don medium-weight armor in battle, exquisitely fashioned from loose-fitting leather overlaid with lacquered and highly-burnished metal plates. While leather caps are generally preferred, those with the means to procure such will often don helms of fluted silver. Furthermore, most Khajiit bedeck themselves with jewelry, trinkets, and occasionally even herbs such as Nightshade.[20] Their tattoos often have deep cultural and religious significance, as they signify their race, tribe, and the gods of their worship.[9]

    Over the years, Khajiits frequently have had to deal with the worry of being kidnapped and sold into slavery, especially in Morrowind, so they have to take self-defense seriously.[21][22][23][24][25] While the majority of Khajiit prefer to use their razor-sharp and retractable claws as weapons in numerous forms of Khajiiti martial arts like Goutfang, Whispering Claw and Rawlith Khaj, many have mastered the use of the sabre, scimitar, dagger, and longbow. Their chosen mastery is often reflected in male Khajiits' names, through which they display their status in life with the prefix; though care is always taken, for the use of two titles is perceived as the result of either great pride or ignorance. While widely speculated, it is unknown whether the Khajiit are in any way related to the Po' Tun (currently Ka Po' Tun) cat people of Akavir or the Lilmothiit, a vulpine beast race which once inhabited Black Marsh.[26][27]
  • cerulean 8lue.

    Cerulean is a gentle 8reeze.

    Ceruuuuuuuulean.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    Teal is a cool color.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Cerulean: A beautiful city with flowing water and blooming flowers.
  • Ceruuuuuuuulean.

    Teal is sometimes a color of things. It is a good color of things.

    Unless it is com8ined with hypothetical periwinkle or something.

    Gotta watch out for that hypothetical periwinkle you know.
  • edited 2012-02-19 13:53:49
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I have several teal T-shirts. Aside from liking the cool colors on the art class color wheel, I don't know why that's my favorite color to wear. It just is.
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    Not as bad as morally relativist chartreuse.  
  • That actually should 8e a thing and now is.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I've heard that imaginary fuschia is a pretty decent guy once you get used to his quirks.
  • ''Imaginary'' fuchsia is fine.

    It's those other fuchsias you have to worry a8out.
  • 8EWARE THE FUCHSIA OVERLORDS.
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    CERULEAN GAMBIT!

    *8 hit combo*
  • XXXXD
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    let's BUY SOFAS insert pony here receive GUMPTION sell cafffeine WIAT THAT'S NOT CAFFEINE IT IS CAFFFEINE and WIAT is a television station, not a typo

    can't FAULT MY LOGIC *becomes a skywagon to the MOON*
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    drug music


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    Get off my lawn, stranger!
  • wut
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
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  • The sadness will last forever.
    SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE
  • no u
  • ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    boop oop a doop bitch
  • See? I was right.
  • ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    NO YOU WEREN'T NOW GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE

    -beats Naney-
  • <kino> STFU and make me a sammitch, woman. </kino>
  • ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    -murderapes Naney FOR ALL ETERNITY-
  • *Exsanguin8s every8ody else on this page*
  • *exsanguinates Vriska twice*
  • *exsanguin8s Haven 8fold*
  • ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    *exsanguin8s every Vriska on this page 8millionfold*
  • ::::o
  • ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    If someone plucked out all of your eyes would your emoticon be like

        o

    or what?
  • Apparently losing your eyes makes you replace all your "o"s with 0s.
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