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• Princess Alice

  2013-08-10 19:25:45

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  You gotta be cruel to be kind, in the right measure
• Anonus

  2013-08-10 23:06:57

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  ABC Inc owns Con Air now
• Princess Alice

  2013-08-10 23:09:24

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I own a Conair hair dryer

  
  

  That's almost the same thing, right?
• Previous Calica

  2013-08-10 23:28:16

  (flower path)

  I went on a Comair flight once.
• Imipolex G

  2013-08-10 23:46:13

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  but do you own Nicolas Cage
  
• Vriska

  2013-08-11 13:21:33

  8luh 8luh.

  DID SOMEONE SAY NICOLAS CAGE?
  
• Previous Calica

  2013-08-11 14:12:50

  (flower path)

  also, my goodness Nic Cage's fake Southern accent in Con Air was so bad.

  
  

  So so bad.
• Imipolex G

  2013-08-11 18:35:19

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  put the bunny back in the box
  
• Previous Calica

  2013-08-11 19:02:22

  (flower path)

  put tha bunneh back in tha box
• Princess Alice

  2013-08-11 19:12:26

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  replace the rabbit within the carton
• Previous Calica

  2013-08-11 19:47:36

  (flower path)

  I don't think you people understand just how bad his accent was
• Imipolex G

  2013-08-11 20:42:26

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  the whole movie was bad so I think it got lost in the general badness
  
• Previous Calica

  2013-08-11 20:47:30

  (flower path)

  also I don't think you're from the South so you don't really realize the badness
• Imipolex G

  2013-08-11 20:48:20

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  well, that is true.
  
• Previous Calica

  2013-08-11 20:49:13

  (flower path)

  I mean, it's harder listening to clips now to get it because I've lived in California for a year so my accentdar has slipped, but still
• Crystal

  2013-08-11 21:10:55

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  His accent is terrible.
• Vriska

  2013-08-11 21:11:55

  8luh 8luh.

  That movie is weirdly entertaining and yes I thought so 8efore Homestuck.

  
  

  It's just extra weirdly entertaining having read Homestuck.
• Justice4243

  2013-08-12 04:13:21

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  You guys should listen to his weird, fake, British accent in Vampire's Kiss if you haven't already.

  
  

  What's really strange is there doesn't seem to be any reason for the character to BE British.
• Vriska

  2013-08-12 12:43:00

  8luh 8luh.

  I should watch all the Nic Cage movies. ALL OF THEM.
• Imipolex G

  2013-08-12 12:55:06

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  According to Wikipedia, which cannot be wrong, he has appeared in over 70 movies.
  
  This could take you a while.
  
• Anonus

  2013-08-13 03:19:19

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Nic Cage films owned by ABC Inc:

  
  

  
  

  • The Rock (1996)
  • Con Air (1997)
  • Gone in 60 Seconds (2000)
  • Lord of War (2005)
  • Knowing (2009)
  • Astro Boy (2009)
  • Kick-Ass (2010)
  • Drive Angry (2011)
• Justice4243

  2013-08-13 17:22:21

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  A day without giant robots fighting in a world wide or space civil war is like a day without sunrise. 
• Imipolex G

  2013-08-13 17:45:53

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Never saw the appeal of giant robots
  
• Vriska

  2013-08-13 17:49:17

  8luh 8luh.

  What a8out a giant ro8otic Nic Cage?
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-08-13 18:40:08

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  That has potential
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2013-08-13 18:41:20

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Dirty Pillows said:

  Never saw the appeal of giant robots
  

  Me neither. Which is why I have never watched a single episode of a Gundam series despite the supposedly excellent plotting and characterisation.
• Previous Calica

  2013-08-13 19:22:19

  (flower path)

  Giant robutt shows are fun.  Haven't seen mobile suit goddamn though.
• Vriska

  2013-08-14 09:08:24

  8luh 8luh.

  I want a giant Nic Cage ro8ot.
  
• Vriska

  2013-08-15 21:28:19

  8luh 8luh.

  GET OUT OF MY 8ASEMENT
  
  w8 I don't have a 8asement never mind.
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-08-15 22:10:35

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  *riffs*
• Vriska

  2013-08-15 22:11:18

  8luh 8luh.

  *Gnaws*
• Vriska

  2013-08-19 11:18:54

  8luh 8luh.

  Minnesota
  
  I was already winning though, 8ut Minnesota anyway so 8ite me.
  
• Obā-san

  2013-08-19 11:20:14

  
  

  Minnesota da bess
• Imipolex G

  2013-08-19 11:20:47

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  You know, if you hadn't bumped the thread it might've died a quiet death and you would've won.
  
  But noooooooooooo
  
• Vriska

  2013-08-19 11:37:58

  8luh 8luh.

  Nah, someone would've 8umped it eventually.
  
  All the way to Minnesota.
  
• Section42L

  2013-08-19 11:58:37

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  
• Vriska

  2013-08-19 12:16:22

  8luh 8luh.

  I was in Minnesota once.
  
  OK twice, 8ecause I had to fly into an airport there 8ut the person I was visiting was actually in North Dakota. XXXXD
  
• Previous Calica

  2013-08-19 14:55:39

  (flower path)

  I was born in Wisconsin.
• Misery

  2013-08-19 15:49:03

  The sadness will last forever.

  happy sapa
• Vriska

  2013-08-19 15:58:00

  8luh 8luh.

  Wisconsin is Minnesota's evil cousin.
  
• Obā-san

  2013-08-19 16:00:38

  
  

  goddamn cheeseheads
• Misery

  2013-08-19 16:02:37

  The sadness will last forever.

  mmm cheese
• Misery

  2013-08-19 16:03:13

  The sadness will last forever.

  cheese clicker

  
  

  the galaxy has become cheesified
• Vriska

  2013-08-19 17:16:07

  8luh 8luh.

  lol my mom lived in Wisconsin for a while and I still call it evil.
  
  Yeah.
  
• Aliroz

  2013-08-19 18:02:01

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  I win.
• Vriska

  2013-08-19 18:10:47

  8luh 8luh.

  Nope.
• Aliroz

  2013-08-19 18:40:03

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Well, Terezi still kicked your butt and killed you.
• Obā-san

  2013-08-19 18:40:35

  
  

  being dead never stopped vriska
• Aliroz

  2013-08-19 18:41:31

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  You are still stuck with frigging Tavros, though.
• Obā-san

  2013-08-19 18:43:25

  
  

  tavros ran off dude