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• Anonus

  2012-12-26 22:54:54 edited 2012-12-26 22:55:04

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  It should shoot Hearst too

  
  

  Maybe you should have some MIDI version of Image News's main theme as level music at some place

  
  

  Or not
• Imipolex G

  2012-12-26 22:57:59

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  MIDI? I don't even know how to use MIDI at all.
  
• Justice4243

  2012-12-26 23:12:02

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  Accordions are pretty strange, it can shoot that.
• Imipolex G

  2012-12-26 23:13:21

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Accordions, that's a possibility.
  
• Anonus

  2012-12-26 23:17:02

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Accordions are badass
• Jumpingzombie

  2012-12-26 23:22:12

  Kites
• Imipolex G

  2012-12-26 23:28:10

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Kites?
  
  Man, I wanted to check Uncyclopedia's list of strange weapons that don't exist but should but it looks like it got deleted.
  
  The world sucks
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2012-12-26 23:30:28

  ^Time to DESTROY EVERYTHING
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-12-26 23:31:19

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Yes. Didn't you make a picture of yourself eating the world? I liked that picture
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-12-26 23:35:07

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  headphones

  
  

  now only $775
• Jumpingzombie

  2012-12-26 23:36:25

  ^^Yes. Unfortunately, I cannot find it.
  
• ProfessorGator

  2012-12-26 23:39:35

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  Summer Vegetable Tendon
• Obā-san

  2012-12-26 23:42:24

  
  

  headphones

  
  

  now only $775

  http://audeze.com/audeze-lcd2-bamboo
• Princess Alice

  2012-12-26 23:47:36

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I'll bet those don't even sound good
• Imipolex G

  2012-12-26 23:53:56

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  ^^Yes. Unfortunately, I cannot find it.
  

  
  Well I can
  
  
  
• Obā-san

  2012-12-26 23:59:30

  
  

  Central Avenue said:

  I'll bet those don't even sound good

  They are simply the best there is.

  
  

  
  

  Well actually the LCD3's are simply the best there is, but they are only somewhat better and are 1000 bucks more.
• Anonus

  2012-12-27 00:08:17

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Let's watch every episode of Duck Dynasty 20 times in a row
• Anonus

  2012-12-27 00:39:47

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Kids' WB!
• Vriska

  2012-12-27 18:43:48

  8luh 8luh.

  dumpster rental
  
• Vriska

  2012-12-27 18:44:30

  8luh 8luh.

  gotta dispose of those foot pies that have reached their expir8ion d8 somewhere you know.
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2012-12-27 19:02:03

  Imipölex G said:

  ^^Yes. Unfortunately, I cannot find it.
  

  
  Well I can
  
  
  

  Imi, why are you made out of magic?
  
• Vriska

  2012-12-27 21:23:27

  8luh 8luh.

  maniacal snickering at Disney movies
  
• Anonus

  2012-12-27 21:35:36

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  why not watch a Lions Gate Films® movie instead :P
• Imipolex G

  2012-12-27 22:19:49

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I am not made out of magic, I just happen to have a few Jumpingzombie® brand masterpieces in my collection
  
• Vriska

  2012-12-27 22:28:44

  8luh 8luh.

  Is it maniacal snickerworthy?
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2012-12-27 22:30:40

  Imipölex G said:

  I am not made out of magic, I just happen to have a few Jumpingzombie® brand masterpieces in my collection
  

  Imipolex G, you're like my artistic benefactor or muse or both. I'm not sure, but you're half the reason I shit out create my pieces.
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-12-27 22:35:43

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I am honored to hold such a position.
  
• Anonus

  2012-12-27 22:36:39

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Vriska said:

  Is it maniacal snickerworthy?
  

  I dunno, maybe

  
  

  Despite being Hollywood's best studio Lions Gate Films® does have its share of clunkers
• Justice4243

  2012-12-28 08:18:23

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  
• Vriska

  2012-12-28 08:47:31

  8luh 8luh.

  Aw.
  
  *steals the Sollux*
  
  w8 that's not right.
  
• Vriska

  2012-12-28 09:23:38

  8luh 8luh.

  It's easy to recognize someone when they have your old hat and you watched them pick it up after you threw it off your head in a hat h8ing hissy fit.
  
• Vriska

  2012-12-28 09:30:18

  8luh 8luh.

  That sounds like it should have 8een a Homestuck thing.
  
• Justice4243

  2012-12-28 09:30:49

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  

  
• Justice4243

  2012-12-28 09:31:46 edited 2012-12-28 09:32:14

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  Also:

  PS: Swap hats with one of the thugs and sneak by undetected.

  You are predicably detected almost immediately, and are socked right in the kisser in a very much non-undetected way.  You suffer a loss of 1 VITALITY CARAT from your PLUCK RELIQUARY.  You ask for your hat back.
• Vriska

  2012-12-28 09:42:21

  8luh 8luh.

  Even when I do random stuff it ends up 8eing MSPA stuff. XXXXD
  
• Unknown

  2012-12-28 09:52:55

  The user and all related content has been deleted.
• ProfessorGator

  2012-12-28 16:30:18

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  but cream, you are satori, not keine
• Unknown

  2012-12-28 17:11:23 edited 2012-12-28 17:11:46

  The user and all related content has been deleted.
• Vriska

  2012-12-28 17:48:16

  8luh 8luh.

  Help I've 8een transported to the end of 2009
  
• Anonus

  2012-12-28 23:38:47

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  D:

  
  

  ABC and XYZ
• Jumpingzombie

  2012-12-28 23:45:28

  poot
• Obā-san

  2012-12-28 23:45:41

  
  

  
• Jumpingzombie

  2012-12-28 23:47:14

  ^SHUT UP DUCKWALLOW
  
  BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF BIRF
  
  I'm SO FUCKING WACHYKY
  
• Anonus

  2012-12-28 23:51:02

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I'm gonna make a go for Starz when it goes public

  
  

  Colorado media entities represent
• Anonus

  2012-12-28 23:51:09

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  (even if ABC Inc's not real)
• Imipolex G

  2012-12-29 00:12:14

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  nimbus land
  
• Anonus

  2012-12-29 00:18:19

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Barrel Volcano
• Princess Alice

  2012-12-29 00:20:14

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Nimbus 2000
• Anonus

  2012-12-29 00:21:17

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  You were supposed to say "Axem Rangers" silly

  
  

  Because Czar Dragon/Zombone didn't exist
• Anonus

  2012-12-29 00:28:59

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  PolyGram