(im cleaning out my files and apparently i had this typed out but never posted it??? oh well im sharing now)
I was once a rper in this fantasy wolf RP on Furcadia. I was just a young larva looking for a place to rp my cliche winged wolves with *powers*… little did I know, I had just entered THE EXTREME ZONE. Wolves with wings? FUCKIN CHILD’S PLAY.
The other rpers all rped VAMPIRE MURDER WOLVES WITH SPIKES AND HORNS AND HOT TOPIC ACCESSORIES (even though they were all WILD wolves living in the FOREST) WHO WORE THE SKULLS OF THEIR ENEMIES AND COULD SPIT FIRE AND RAISE THE FUCKING DEAD AND HAD SKULLS TATTOOED ON THEIR FORELEGS. I’m not even exaggerating, and these people weren’t being silly (they hated people who had silly characters). They were dead serious about these characters. No one there was interested in making a coherent story, it was all just a bloodbath rp where everybody’s goal was to have the biggest baddest godmoddiest mary sue/gary stu. One player once braggingly posted some rp logs where in a fight with two other characters, their character ripped out the spine of one opponent with his teeth and then beat his other opponent to death with the spine of his friend.
More often than once, a fight broke out over whose character was the biggest, because the size of your woof was VERY IMPORTANT to these people. For those who are unfamiliar with wolves, the average wolf is about two and a half feet tall. In this group of characters, 4’ tall was the MINIMUM. I still vividly remember a player who never even GAVE a height to their character, simply stating that they were “the biggest thing in all of [name of the forest the rp was set in].” A fucking absurd claim, considering one of the rarely played characters was ten fucking feet tall. I have to wonder, do these people have any idea how hard it would be for a 5’ wolf, much less a 10’ wolf, to live in the forest? How much food one of them would have to eat, how hard it would be for it to get around in thick woods, not to mention an entire pack of these giant ass things?
Anyway, the kicker is, during a dispute with the owners that got me kicked out, these people told me that my 3’ wolf, whose sole power was that he could spit venom (which was relatively harmless considering all the other characters were ageless demi gods and shit) was too unrealistic for their setting.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Did something happen while you were driving home last Thursday?
Did something happen while you were driving home last Thursday?
I had a couple miles to go -- I looked up and saw a glowing orange object in the sky. To the east! It was moving very irregularly. Suddenly, there was intense light all around me -- and when I came to, I was home.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Actually, I'm in really bad shape financially. I pay money to my wife as part of our divorce settlement... among other bills...
I just had no choice but to make you pay for lunch the other day. Sorry.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Did you notice the Oreo castle guards in Wreck-It Ralph chanted "Oreo" but didn't have the word "Oreo" on them?
They must have animated it that way so they wouldn't have to edit it if they couldn't get the trademark in some countries.
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
ABC Inc must stockpile it
my what
But Sony Music is one of their crown jewels
It's almost like asking me to buy Golden Oreos from Mondelez
No...
^ need better teachers dude