You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
my name is dave. i started this company with my buddy dave. dave and I always knew we were special but it wasn't until we met each other that we understood it was because we're daves. one day (ve) we discovered "have a nice dave" and our world changed. i can't remember who first came up with it… probably dave, he's the funny one. already feeling superior we rejoiced in taunting nondaves with "have a nice paul" and "have a nice barry". occasionally dave and i would go to the bar and from those meetings was born "one fine dave" and "bad hair dave" and eventually this website and the slogans you find here.
dave and I have always had a special bond with other daves. always known that all daves were special. this is our way of trying to bring all daves together. to seek out those daves that don't know how magic they are. to let the downest dave of them all know that it's ok because we're dave and they’re not. if you're reading this chances are your name is dave. dave and I say hi.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Only with this crabstick, I can control the mechanical beast army
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
I've been made a puppet of the Satan. I'll also join you.
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
its a legendary piece of shit
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Healthy Dogs
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
im a lie my ass right down here for a while looking slightly less cool than i make myself out to be ordinarily
As if that weren t enough to give you the cool,
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
ok now i know youre making this shit up
or down, but how can we precisely
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
its like they heard somebody over here was handing out asses and theyve known nothing but years of bitter ass famine
THE GOOD NEWS FOR BOTH OF US
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
http://www.davewear.com/
........I don't even want to know where the hell that came from.
miss him miss him
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
HAW HAW
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis