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Obā-san · 2012-10-07 00:38:13

Look at all the ugly people,

diggin' holes to pass the time.

Semi spastic weak and feeble,

never ending pantomime.

You come equipped - and be prepared!

A roll of duct tape,

a cattle prod

and a polygraph machine.

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Obā-san · 2012-10-07 00:40:07

The positive collects negatives so GIMME YOUR MIND, GIMME YOUR MIND

Submission's a gift, free your mind

GIVE IT TO YOUR BROTHER...

FREE YOUR MIND

Are you ready to die? Are you ready to die?

LIVE FOREVER!

Obā-san · 2012-10-07 00:41:08

String up the piggies and let 'em have it

It's the pigs' turn now to try the cross

SLIT THEIR SOFT WHITE UNDERBELLIES... LET 'EM KNOW WHO'S BOSS

The pigs are gonna taste the knife - 10050 CIELO DRIVE

When the chosen few arrive... NO-ONE GETS OUTTA HERE ALIVE

Princess Alice · 2012-10-07 00:41:11

MOMMY

SISTER WON'T STOP READING ME CREEPYPASTA

Vriska · 2012-10-07 00:42:26

8ruce Willis never 8rought me food.

Yeah I don't know either.

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Obā-san · 2012-10-07 00:43:11

I know where you live

I seen you around

I bin in your home

I decided to take a peek thru yo' keyhole

Knocked on your door - no one answered

Rung yo' phone - no one answered

You best say your prayers

You gonna go down

I know where you live - English faggot

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Obā-san · 2012-10-07 00:44:41

Might whity stand erect

Don't gotta be politically correct

Hands against the wall and spread em

Your cracker ass is goin' to ARMAGEDDON

Anonus · 2012-10-07 00:46:29

CA are you being serious?

Vriska · 2012-10-07 00:54:33

8ut he was supposed to 8ring me my dinner! D::::

W8, do you have any leftovers?

(holy flarp I need sleep lol)

Imipolex G · 2012-10-07 00:54:42

ZESTPOOLE

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Princess Alice · 2012-10-07 00:58:09

Anonus said:
CA are you being serious?

what do you think, au

Obā-san · 2012-10-07 01:00:03

Why does everybody keep trying to mess me 'round

I mean, I mean, I'm a reasonable type of guy

I don't get drunk, well not that much

Don't wanna let my problems drown

I got restraints principles business pleasure leisure

No shirt no dirt no skirt no dirt keep my blood pressure down

I watch 'em botch it touch it clutch it don't try to scotch it

But when I see something someone somehow somewhere

I'm at the point where ignorance is preferable

I am surrounded by incompetence

At work at home at church at sea

They're on the bus

They're on TV

They're callin' me

They're plaguin' me

I am surrounded

I guess that I'm a realist

Don't believe in coincidence

Especially when it happens more than once

So I wish that person that has wrapped itself round there

Would let go of my legs and listen to me now

Lemme tell ya

I'm convinced that what's needed here

Is not more sympathy but a little more discipline

(No pain no gain migraine you came)

Your egos wrappin' itself round my long thin neck

I am surrounded by incompetence

At work at home at church at sea

They're on the bus

They're on TV

They're callin' me

They're plaguin' me

I am surrounded

Why can't all these people

All these people understand

Aren't my force fields plain enough?

I'm sick of being tired

I'm tired of being sick

I'm sick of being sick

I'm tired of bein' tired

I'm sick and I'm a tired

Leave it to me to delegate responsibility

Accounting fraternity maternity affirmity firmity infinity affinity

Don't limit me and the American way

I am surrounded by incompetence

At work at home at church at sea

They're on the bus

They're on TV

They're callin' me

They're plaguin' me

Is this all the thanks I can get?

They give me advice! They give me head lice!

I am surrounded

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Obā-san · 2012-10-07 01:07:20

I stuck my finger in the dam - now I can't pull it out

I think I'd feel much better if I took the next Greyhound South

You mixed the whites and colours - everything is turning gray

I'm busted for existing - nothing left to say, nothing left to say

Investigate your chimney

There's a Chernobyl rain

Apply the strongest sunblock

It's Mother's Day again

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Obā-san · 2012-10-07 01:13:14

When I throw you out of my speeding truck

I'll give you a soft shoulder to cry on

Gasoline roar - four on the floor

Airbags to give you a little something to die on

Sorry I'm not one in a million

Hafta make do 'til it wears out

I happen to have an opinion

Got a lot but it's all in escrow

Fill your own void - I'm empty

Thru with charades and empty shells

Empty skulls housed in haircuts

Couldn't even clean a sink to save yourself

Fill in the blanks

Don't return my calls

I dread what may be an intimacy

And the hammer falls

THE HAMMER FALLS

Fill your own void - I'm empty

Thru with charades and empty shells

Full of fibrosis

An inadequate diagnosis

For the creakin' old arthritis

Lumberin lumbago

And the heartbreak of psoriasis

(Thank you, Dr. Zizmor!)

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Obā-san · 2012-10-07 01:15:09

If I had a soul I'd go to heaven because I've been living through hell

My alarm clock every morning is an eternal tolling bell

That two headed dog's been chewing my leg off for seven hundred years

Three wise-guy monkeys on my back, roaches in my eyes and ears

I'm on a one-way trip down SATAN PLACE

Is this purgatory necessary

I'm wearing a suit of tar and feathers

The fallen angel they could never bury

I'm KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK knockin' on death's door

Do you remember where you've seen this cadaver before?

This swan-song's floating on a watery grave

BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT BABY!!!

(I'm on a one-way down SATAN PLACE

I'm on a one-way down SATAN PLACE)

..SURF'S UP!...

Obā-san · 2012-10-07 01:16:00

I'm condemned to eternal WATER TORTURE

This time the decider has shown no quarter

I just had a backyard coathanger job from the SINNER SORTER, SOUL ABORTER

Fire and water, firewater, water torture, WATER TORTURE

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Obā-san · 2012-10-07 01:16:50

I'm gonna solve all of your problems

With a lingering embrace

The center of the universe

Is a very crowded place

In the shadow of the spectre

Under the Sword of Damocles

Well I have but one regret

That I have not killed you yet

The repulsive and the ignorant

Are gonna meet their maker yet

With the kindness of a blindfold

And one last cigarette

Grand high exalted ruler

My kingdom for a horse

I know an even quicker way

Than a Mexican divorce

Mirror mirror on my back

Oh who will be the first to crack

Mirror mirror on the wall

Oh who will be the first to fall

Imipolex G · 2012-10-07 01:17:12

I moved the Parday Bus

Obā-san · 2012-10-07 01:17:46

It's not a crime if you don't get caught

A marriage made in the emergency ward

I'd rather ride the roller coaster

Than the merry go round

My brain conspires against me

A self fulfilling prophecy

I'd rather eat peaches

Than taste that golden brown

No one that you can rely on

Long ago I gave up tryin'

No one on whom you can depend

And I got a home I gotta defend

(Here we go again)

It's getting harder to relate

It's such a bitch to just stay grounded

Please tell me that it's not too late

That my fears are all unfounded

It's a steady downhill slide

And the screws are turning tighter

And you never will unwind

Your complexion's turning whiter

Quick fix

You reap what you sow... and I oughta know

Quick fix

Liquid courage and powerdered panache

Stolen light late night gate crash

Long heedless of the pipes and needles

Scattered on the ground

It's too late for apologies

There's no respect - no boundaries

Barricade the building

Burn the projects down

No one that you can rely on

Long ago I have up tryin'

No one on whom you can depend

And I got a head I gotta defend

(Here we go again)

It's getting harder to relate

It's such a bitch to just stay grounded

Please tell me that it's not too late

That my fears are all unfounded

It's a steady downhill slide

And the noose is getting tighter

And you never will unwind

Your complexion's turning whiter

Quick fix

You reap what you sow...

And I oughta know

Quick fix

Perfect victim sitting duck

They're in the playground waiting

I can hear their stereos

I can see their whores fellating

Pull the covers 'round your head

They're waiting at your door

Better load your .44

This is civil war

You better load your .44

This is civil war

Quick fix

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Obā-san · 2012-10-07 01:19:51

There's more integrity in a politician's notes than there is in the whole of his gritty frame

Sir Cutthroat threw a party - migrane - you Jane - Kingdom Came

Murder! Where's your religious fervour? Pretend you're a martyr!

HE MAKES JESUS CHRIST LOOK LIKE FRANK SINATRA

Unknown · 2012-10-07 01:19:55

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Imipolex G · 2012-10-07 01:20:14

dammit Frosty, talk English

Unknown · 2012-10-07 01:22:01

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Imipolex G · 2012-10-07 01:24:28

fine. I'm going to bed

Unknown · 2012-10-07 01:24:53

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Obā-san · 2012-10-07 01:25:20

Supercalifragilisticsadomasochism

Imipolex G · 2012-10-07 01:25:24

Well I'm not gonna sit here trying to decipher that.

^^OK then.

Imipolex G · 2012-10-07 01:26:23

During work I came up with ten ideas for my game. In the last four hours I was able to implement three of them.

Seems about par.

Unknown · 2012-10-07 01:26:29

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