Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
HAPPINESS IS AN ILLUSION CREATED BY CHEMICAL REACTIONS IN OUR BRAINS
Optimism is a disease. It's basic math: pronatalism is worse than genocide, and if you can't see that you must be fuckin insane or just fuckin stupid or something.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I want to {graduate|learn Spanish|be your boyfriend|go to the zoo|take a bath|forget (but I can't)|get something to eat|see you naked|be the prime minster|scream|apologize for ever doubting you|get blocked by a spam filter}.
I want to {find universal truths|Become as God|rule the galaxy as father and son|kill everybody|kiss you so hard|take your breath away|slit my wrists|spend an entire weekend at a glory hole|learn to play the harpsicchord|get my ears pieced|never give you up|get bannananad forever}.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I want to {hold your hand | dance with somebody | rock | kill everybody in the world | be sedated | break free | know what love is}
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
I want to {be the very best | like no one ever was | to catch them is my real test | to train them is my cause}
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
(changes into a digital champion to save the digital world)
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Put your confidence in us. Give us your faith and your blessing, and under Providence all will be well. We shall not fail or falter; we shall not weaken or tire. Neither the sudden shock of battle nor the long-drawn trials of vigilance and exertion will wear us down. Give us the tools and we will finish the job.
"I don't mean to beat a dead horse," said Twilight, "but I still think that writing elaborate stories featuring obvious fictional analogues of your family and friends is also a very emotionally healthy thing to do."
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
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so then if suffering isn't real the antinatalists are in deep shit
turning the world around
FANTA AND SAWDUST AND WHEELBARROWS AND MINUTE HANDS
THE MINIM THE SALSA THE DIESEL THE FOETUS THE CORONATION THE PLETHORA THE HYPE THE GRANITE THE STOVE
EYES AND EGGS AND BAKING SODA AND TEAR GAS AND THE ELEMENTARY EDUCATION ACT OF 1870
EAT YOUR BROCCOLI SOUP, ASSHOLE
total internal reflection is probably involved
hindu muslim catholic creation/evolutionist
rational romantic mystic cynical idealist
minimal expressionist postmodern neo-symbolist
armchair rocket scientist graffiti existentialist
deconstruction primitive performance photo-realist
bebop or a one-drop or a hip-hop lite pop-metallist
gold adult contemporary urban country capitalist
........come spend some of that money at my family's shop please?