Oddly enough, I actually knew two, maybe even three girls willing to go to the prom with me. But I can't get into that stuff. It fills me with loathing.
One girl wanted to go to prom with me, but I didn't know her very well and I was still obsessing over girl-who-didn't-like-me-that-much, so I didn't accept.
I never got invited to prom. Of course I didn't go to a school where prom existed and I didn't know anyone who liked me enough to ask (like my brother had happen).
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I went to high school online, so there wasn't really a prom, but even if there had been I probably wouldn't have participated.
I wasn't really big on social gatherings as a teenager. I'm still kind of not.
I don't wanna see the day, my words cannot make it safe. (Come running home! Come running home!) Her heart in my hands, it's too bad, no regrets... I don't wanna see the day, her tears are falling on my grave. (Come running home! Come running home!) This is my one chance to take back, no regrets...
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
The Wheel of Pudding is always turning. Fortune may come in your favor soon enough.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
They also have a mutualistic relationship with algae that have gained sentience.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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/angst
/yntkt
(Come running home! Come running home!)
Her heart
in my hands,
it's too bad,
no regrets...
I don't wanna see the day, her tears are falling on my grave.
(Come running home! Come running home!)
This is
my one chance
to take back,
no regrets...
HAW HAW
I must have faith
Customer: “I want this book banned! It’s offensive and crude!” *slams a copy of 50 Shades of Grey onto the counter*
Employee: “I’m sorry you find it smutty sir, but—”
Customer: “Oh, I don’t have a problem with that. It’s just poorly written.”
Employee: “Fair enough, I suppose. You do realise that we can’t just ban books for that?”
Customer: *grins sheepishly* “I know, but it was worth a try.”
tumut
you can't get rid of them
i need this for my door
WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Fuck you, universe
Damn you to HELL
Actually, my boobs, while big, are probably not the ideal largeness.