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  • (I don't actually do that. I'm pretty sure that could kill someone)

    CA: Well, did you just use soap or bleach?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I used OxiClean®

    Six tubs of the stuff
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    Head & Shoulders. Yep.
  • Irene: That's baby stuff.

    CA: Yeah, well I have my house sterilized everyday and clean it so no dirtiness taints me.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Yeah, well I scrape the outermost layer of skin off myself with a knife every half hour to avoid unwanted micro-organisms

    Which reminds me, it's time to buy another case of Band-Aids
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    It works well, trust me.
  • Yeah, well I scraped the skin off, burn it and then douse myself in rubbing alcohol every 28 minutes.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Yeah, well I killed myself and became a ghost so I wouldn't have to have a physical body to keep clean. v_v
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    Well, I could get a Vacuum Cleaner...
  • Yeah, well, I died and became a god because cleanliness is next to godliness after all
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Oh, yeah? Well I transformed into a pig so I can get so dirty that the dirt-o-meter rolls over to 0 and I become clean again!
  • Yeah, well, I created a world that has no dirt whatsoever
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Oh yeah? Well I put a bathtub next to my shower so I can bathe right after I shower, then get back in the shower and repeat
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    CA, your joke's all wet.
  • Yeah well...ummm D:

    Damn, I've been topped.
  • First off let me say you look so tired

    Rest your head and shut your eyes


    Empty ambition blankets the sky

    I'm thinking 'bout another world

    Tonight,
    you're right,
    you're right,
    you're right


    So drop the gown the game's over

    Just push your face into the fight


    And it breaks my heart


    Like dancing up all night

    Ride so high, we both start thinking
    'Bout another world tonight
     And it feels so wrong

    Like nothing we've ever felt before
     
    You're right, you're right, you're right

    The stranger's candy takes you where you ought to be
    In broken alleys, in the back of every street


    Close your eyes tonight
     
    Baby you can have it
    Baby you can have it
    Ooh baby, gnaw me down to the bone
    Soon you'll find I'm never gonna take you back home
    Well, there's so much you never told me
      And there's not much I wanna know
        'Cause your pretty face will do just fine


    You'll be the star of

    my every last show
     

    Let's go for a long ride
    I'll show you places you won't ever wanna leave

    The stranger's candy takes you where you ought to be
    In broken alleys, in the back of every street
    Stranger's candy, broken alleys, yeah tonight

    We could bring it all down

    We could bring it all down

    They think this body's a dead note


    Dancing to the beat but they'll never see this corpse
    coming 'til it kills them
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I am the cleanest!

    Now to celebrate by eating all these melty chocolate bars with my bare hands!

    #napkinsareforlosers
  • -cries while eating uncooked white rice-
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    :(

    *passes JZ a melty chocolate bar out of sympathy*
  • oh boy messy, dirty, staining chocolate!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    we need more chocolate

    i say we use our superpowers to stage a raid on Hershey, Pennsylvania
  • edited 2012-08-05 01:22:29
    That would be delicious. But what if we get sick off all that chocolate??
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Then we sue the candy company, of course!
  • I rather dislike chocolate for the most part, I personally prefer sour candies or peanut butter-y things.
  • Hershey's especially.
  • Then we sue the candy company, of course!

    Of course!

    FM: Peanut butter is good too
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Peanut butter is the best thing since divided highways
  • what if the lines were divided by peanut butter?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I would munch on the median
  • I think this would be a very poor choice, as it would lead to many an accident.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Eating peanut butter > Valuing human life

    You know it to be true
  • edited 2012-08-05 02:45:34
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Centie and the Peanut Butter Factory

    Win a Golden Ticket and meet eccentric peanut butter maker Stanley Skippy!
  • During the Korean War, an officer of the United States Marine Corps,
    Colonel Frank H. Schwable, was taken prisoner by the Chinese Communists.
    After months of intense psychological pressure and physical
    degradation, he signed a well documented "confession" that the United
    States was carrying on bacteriological warfare against the enemy. The
    confession named names, cited missions, described meetings and strategy
    conferences. This was a tremendously valuable propaganda tool for the
    totalitarians. They cabled the news all over the world: "The United
    States of America is fighting the peace loving people of China by
    dropping bombs loaded with disease spreading bacteria, in violation of
    international law."

    After his repatriation, Colonel Schwable issued a sworn statement
    repudiating his confession, and describing his long months of
    imprisonment. Later, he was brought before a military court of inquiry.
    He testified in his own defense before that court: "I was never
    convinced in my own mind that we in the First Marine Air Wing had used
    bug warfare. I knew we hadn't, but the rest of it was real to me the
    conferences, the planes, and how they would go about their missions."

    "The words were mine," the Colonel continued, "but the thoughts
    were theirs. That is the hardest thing I have to explain: how a man can
    sit down and write something he knows is false, and yet, to sense it, to
    feel it, to make it seem real."

    This is the way Dr. Charles W. Mayo, a leading American physician
    and government representative, explained brainwashig in an official
    statement before the United Nations: "...the tortures used...although
    they include many brutal physical injuries, are not like the medieval
    torture of the rack and the thumb screw. They are subtler, more
    prolonged, and intended to be more terrible in their effect. They are
    calculated to disintegrate the mind of an intelligent victim, to distort
    his sense of values, to a point where he will not simply cry out 'I did
    it!' but will become a seemingly willing accomplice to the complete
    disintegration of his integrity and the production of an elaborate
    fiction."

    The Schwable case is but one example of a defenseless prisoner
    being compelled to tell a big lie. If we are to survive as free men, we
    must face up to this problem of politically inspired mental coercion,
    with all its ramifications.

    It is more than twenty years [in 1956] since psychologists first
    began to suspect that the human mind can easily fall prey to dictatorial
    powers. In 1933, the German Reichstag building was burned to the
    ground. The Nazis arrested a Dutchman, Marinus Van der Lubbe, and
    accused him of the crime. Van der Lubbe was known by Dutch psychiatrists
    to be mentally unstable. He had been a patient in a mental institution
    in Holland. And his weakness and lack of mental balance became apparent
    to the world when he appeared before the court. Wherever news of the
    trial reached, men wondered: "Can that foolish little fellow be a heroic
    revolutionary, a man who is willing to sacrifice his life to an ideal?"

    During the court sessions Van der Lubbe was evasive, dull, and
    apathetic. Yet the reports of the Dutch psychiatrists described him as a
    gay, alert, unstable character, a man whose moods changed rapidly, who
    liked to vagabond around, and who had all kinds of fantasies about
    changing the world.

    On the forty second day of the trial, Van der Lubbe's behavior
    changed dramatically. His apathy disappeared. It became apparent that he
    had been quite aware of everything that had gone on during the previous
    sessions. He criticized the slow course of the procedure. He demanded
    punishment either by imprisonment or death. He spoke about his "inner
    voices." He insisted that he had his moods in check. Then he fell back
    into apathy. We now recognize these symptoms as a combination of
    behavior forms which we can call a confession syndrome. In 1933 this
    type of behavior was unknown to psychiatrists. Unfortunately, it is very
    familiar today and is frequently met in cases of extreme mental
    coercion.

    Van der Lubbe was subsequently convicted and executed. When the
    trial was over, the world began to realize that he had merely been a
    scapegoat. The Nazis themselves had burned down the Reichstag building
    and had staged the crime and the trial so that they could take over
    Germany. Still later we realized that Van der Lubbe was the victim of a
    diabolically clever misuse of medical knowledge and psychologic
    technique, through which he had been transformed into a useful, passive,
    meek automaton, who replied merely yes or no to his interrogators
    during most of the court sessions. In a few moments he threatened to
    jump out of his enforced role. Even at that time there were rumors that
    the man had been drugged into submission, though we never became sure of
    that.

    [NOTE: The psychiatric report
    about the case of Van der Lubbe is published by Bonhoeffer and Zutt.
    Though they were unfamiliar with the "menticide syndrome," and not
    briefed by their political fuehrers, they give a good description about
    the pathologic, apathetic behavior, and his tremendous change of moods.
    They deny the use of drugs.]

    Between 1936 and 1938 the world became more conscious of the very
    real danger of systematized mental coercion in the field of politics.
    This was the period of the well remembered Moscow purge trials. It was
    almost impossible to believe that dedicated old Bolsheviks, who had
    given their lives to a revolutionary movement, had suddenly turned into
    dastardly traitors. When, one after another, everyone of the accused
    confessed and beat his breast, the general reaction was that this was a
    great show of deception, intended only as a propaganda move for the non
    Communist world. Then it became apparent that a much worse tragedy was
    being enacted. The men on trial had once been human beings. Now they
    were being systematically changed into puppets. Their puppeteers called
    the tune, manipulated their actions. When, from time to time, news came
    through showing how hard, rigid revolutionaries could be changed into
    meek, self accusing sheep, all over the world the last remnants of the
    belief in the free community presumably being built in Soviet Russia
    began to crumble.

    In recent years, the spectacle of confession to uncommitted
    crimes has become more and more common. The list ranges from Communist
    through non Communist to anti Communist, and includes men of such
    different types as the Czech Bolshevik Rudolf Slansky and the Hungarian
    cardinal, Joseph Mindszenty.

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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    This is a dangerous liaison

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    i got this burning like my veins are filled with nothing but gasoline
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    You should get that checked out.
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    eh, i'll be fine
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    AND THEN
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    Someone get pastSpacey back in here
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