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  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    nice and clean, nice and clean, nice and clean, nice and clean

    (proceeds to scrub the walls out of existence)
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  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    tumut
  • I took a shower.


    Now I am CLEAN.
    Well, I took a shower, too. So, I'm also clean! HA!
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    tumut
  • Don't you tumut ME young man. Go to your room and think about your tumut.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    tumut
  • I am also clean.

    tumut
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    As am I.

    tumut
  • Yay for cleanliness!

    tumut
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    tumut
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    tumut
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Inari Sushi
  • More than ever, consumers are relying on their smartphones to point
    them toward the best deals in town on the fly. For small-business
    owners, that means an opportunity to get them in the door when they’re
    already nearby.

    Nearly half of all U.S. adults now own a
    smartphone and, among them, one in five “checks in” — or publicly
    announces his or her current location — with a mobile app such as Foursquare, Yelp, and Facebook, reports the Pew Internet & American Life Project.
    When people check in, they not only broadcast their whereabouts to
    their family and friends, but also often share reviews and photos of
    their experience there.

    Because people can browse these apps to find goods, services, and even specials offered in their immediate vicinity, small-business owners can take advantage of the trend
    — and drive traffic to their storefronts. The first step to “claim”
    your business using the services offered by these websites. Next, try
    these three tactics to get your customers to “check in”:

    1. Offer a special or two. Your goal is to reward your most loyal customers
    and to attract new ones. You can do so by offering two different
    specials: one for customers who check in frequently (or just for the
    “mayor,” the person who’s logged the most check-ins on Foursquare) at
    your place, and another for customers checking in for the first time.
    The latter could be a discount on their first purchase.

    2. Encourage groups.
    Want to draw a bunch of people to your business at a certain time?
    Create a special offer on Foursquare that gets unlocked when a “swarm”
    of people check in within a certain amount of time.
    Don’t need that many people? Make an offer that requires the patron to
    arrive with a specific number of friends, colleagues, or family members.
    For instance, offer a free dessert to a party of four or more.

    3. Don’t give it all away.
    You don’t necessarily need to offer freebies or discounts, though those
    certainly are attractive to customers. Get creative and think about
    other perks that people may enjoy, such as special treatment or access.
    For example, reserve parking spots for people who check in, let them
    skip the line for a special event, or provide a behind-the-scenes
    exclusive preview of an upcoming product or service.

  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    tumut
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    tumut
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    raocow
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Hey there, everyone, it's Cat Planet!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    gotta get to bed
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    tumut
  • The sadness will last forever.
    bob
  • The sadness will last forever.
    bad singing
  • The sadness will last forever.
    yay
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    tumut
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    tuMut
  • >:V I'm telling moooooooooooooooooom
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    mom likes me better
  • ;___; Shut up! Just because she didn't leave you for three days at a convenience store in New Jersey does not mean she loves you more.
  • edited 2012-07-26 12:27:51
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    :p
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Donating for the sake of the less unfortunate
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    tumut
  • The sadness will last forever.
    ;_; aaaaaaaa
  • The sadness will last forever.
    beep beep beep
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Stop doing that. Don't you know what that can do to your head? Why, I once knew a man whose potato-snorting got the best of him, and last I saw of him he was on some trashy daytime talk show and he thought he was a rhinoceros!
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    tumut
  • Anonus said:

    Stop doing that. Don't you know what that can do to your head? Why, I once knew a man whose potato-snorting got the best of him, and last I saw of him he was on some trashy daytime talk show and he thought he was a rhinoceros!

    But, it makes me happpy D:
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Do you want to be a rhinoceros, young lady?
  • ....

    maaaaaaaaaaybe
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    tumut
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    all the cool kids are doing it! -snorts a potato-
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    tumut
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    Rhinos have great power. That's not a bad thing, JZ.
  • edited 2012-07-26 18:52:43
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  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    everyone should be a rhino

    -gives everyone potato drugs-

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