"Dear Gizmodo," the email started, "I would like to introduce our new product." I could have never imagined that such a neutral phrase was hiding the best phone stand ever created by mankind, one that can store your headphones and act as a keyring and make your phone look like a duck face.
Yes, that's right—THIS PHONE STAND IS ACTUALLY A RUBBER DUCK'S BEAK. The cutest, most perfecterest rubber duck beak any human can possibly imagine. I want to kiss it. Everyone should have one.
The name of this $20 sucking cup thingamajig is the iDuck. But. Of. Course. And it's the creation of a Korean design company that responds to the magical name of Knock of Neverland— which shall become the name of all my future children.
This is what the chief knocking neverlander had to say about it:
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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It's like...insanity within insanity
Something's wrong, your face is distorted.
Feel the flow: there's blood in your body.
And you can see clearly every heartbeat you make.
Close your eyes, touch your mouth in the mirror -
That's the wound that is made where the past meets the future.
I'm so glad I'm better than you,
I'm so glad I'm better than you are.
I can see clearly through this veil of reality.
And I can remember the feel of your skin.
No you never knew me and you never will
When nothing's there, nothing is concealed
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:::;D
Pro8a8ly a lot.
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