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  • You can't tumut with your thum8s!
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    Yes ypu can. Just like put them between your midfle snd ring.
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    Octopus.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Fish
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Batman
  • Robin. Also Jimmy Olsen
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    Bass
  • Baptized in the Hudson river

    Hepatitis saves us all

    Drift thru facile landscape

    Answer mother nature's call


    It came down from the prophet


    Derived from dime store books

    By day I strangle chickens

    Trapped in my own bad looks


    I stuck my finger in the dam - now I can't pull it out


    I think I'd feel much better if I took the next

    Greyhound south

    You mixed the whites and colours - everything is

    Turning gray

    I'm busted for existing - nothing left to say, nothing

    Left to say


    Investigate your chimney


    There's a Chernobyl rain

    Apply the strongest sunblock

    It's mother's day again


    I stuck my finger in the dam - now I can't pull it out


    I think I'd feel much better if I took the next

    Greyhound south

    You mixed the whites and colours - everything is

    Turning gray

    I'm busted for existing - nothing left to say, nothing

    Left to say


    It came down from the prophet


    Derived from dime store books

    By day I strangle chickens

    And field your dirty looks

    Investigate your chimney

    There's a Chernobyl rain

    Apply the strongest sunblock

    Cos it's mother's day again


    I stuck my finger in the dam - now I can't pull it out


    I think I'd feel much better if I took the next

    Greyhound south

    You mixed the whites and colours - everything is

    Turning gray

    I'm busted for existing - nothing left to say, nothing

    Left to say
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    tumut
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    tumut
  • tumut
  • Catalytic attack
    And the smoke stains our skin black
    Oh, the wild one will return
    We'll be watching the oilfields burn
    Oh, the chosen one will return
    Just keep working while you sleep
    Hibernating once a week
    Doesn't matter who you know
    Israel is the first to go
    For a piece to paradise
    Use a virgin sacrifice
    If I die before I wake
    Someone's made a big mistake
    The Rapture will come today
    Did you get the communique?
    Armageddon is by our side
    There's a fireball in the sky
    There's a fireball in the sky
    As we march to the end of time
    Any second now we're gonna die
    Just keep working while you sleep
    Hibernating once a week
    Doesn't matter who you know
    Israel is the first to go
    For a piece of paradise
    Use a virgin sacrifice
    If I die before I wake
    Someone's made a big mistake
    And the chosen one will return
    We'll be watching the oilfields burn
    Oh, the wild one will return
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    oh the snot has caked against my pants
  • The sadness will last forever.
    billy jean is not my lover
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    but the kid is my son, somehow
  • edited 2012-07-10 11:20:35

    Half a man as a shadow of his former self... It ain't very pretty
    what a little less liberty can do to your self esteem. Take out
    the spirit, give it forty lashes, a cuppa cold java and a stale
    cracker. Slap its wrist with a hammer, slam it black inna slammer.
    Sometimes/alla time/everywhere I look/a coupla dozen places I don't
    Is the throne of agony.
    Cos it's me doing the looking.
    And it's nagging me. And it sure as hell gets me down.
    So you alter your consciousness (you're on the throne of agony and
    you wanna get out of it)
    Try and alter your conscience.
    I pick myself up offa da floor
    And crawl ma way to the front door (bolted from the outside again).
    And feel rotten to the core. One bad apple in a barrel of shit.
    Tear out your throat trying to tear out that hideous self-imposed
    cancer of oppression.
    Throw another bottle into the fire. Throttle up the mire, this liar's
    for hire. Tear out your heart. And remind yourself
    THE TWO MOST DESTRUCTIVE HUMAN EMOTIONS ARE FEAR AND GUILT
    THE TWO MOST DESTRUCTIVE HUMAN EMOTIONS ARE FEAR AND GUILT
    So I wear the crown of "THE EVIL KNIEVEL OF BETHLEHEM" with sin
    scrawled all over ma face, trapped in an early earthly ALKATRAZ
    (And all that jazz)... so what?
  • But what if your roar ain't a roar no more and all that comes out
    is a squeak?
    LIBERTE, FRATERNITE, EGALITE: DEAD, DUMB AND BLIND
    Head Held High --> Sledgehammer to the soul --> Sludge to the skull
    GOD MY HEAD HURTS. Too much thinking and not enough braincells.
    PASS ME ANOTHER NAIL
    PIGSWILL: You can take the ham outa the man but not the BONER.
    You can take the ham outa the man but not the PIG.
    You can take the will from a man but not the SWILL.
    And if you take the PIG outa the MAN you sure as hell
    are gonna be stuck with the PORK. And a stuck pig.
    PIGS WILL FLY. BIRDS GOTTA FLY. FISH GOTTA FRY.
    SO... this dynamic duo of psycho-dirt tour the West Coast, see?
    Sure, they's fuckin' and-a killin' looseboys and poisongirls,
    leaving 'em in shallow callous graves. NO REMORSE. NO FEAR. NO
    GUILT. Two bad-assed hell-raisin' hobo bozo dudes on one
    helluva bender.
    Wadda wayda make a livin'. Booze and butts and hotrods and death 
    and PHEW WEE, MAMA!
    Then sleepy bear beckons. Turn on the TV, the shower, wash off some
    of that dirt and blood and fresh kiddymeat stank. Drop a coupla
    valiums. 
    But for PIGSWILL - well, the thrills is kinda cheap but mebbe...
    not... enough... She looks so peaceful lying there, all curled
    up like a cute little kitten...
    DESTROY ALL GIRLS
    Hack Hack Hacketty Hack, buddy. Hack it!!
    A thousand year sleep she won't forget. So leave a bloody
    autograph - shit!, she was on the rag! - and run a trademark
    up the flagpole.
    Hell yeah! alright!
    There'll be a hot time in the old town tonight (like to the tune
    of 100,000 volts, man!)
    There's no lights on the Christmas tree, mama, they're burning 
    PIGSWILL tonight (sniff... hmm... makin' bacon?)
    Thus endeth Pigswill's terror rain/reign of oppression. PHEW-WEE!
    PASS ME ANOTHER NAIL
    Oppression is the opium of the people. Someone up there thinks so
    anyhow. There must be some kinda romance in being dumb. Why,
    everyone's doing it.
    Prints and mugshots, needles and pins
    A happy man is a man that grins. Say cheese? Fat chance.
    Pills and needles, needles and pills
    The condemned man eats a hearty gruel. The media comprehensively
    catalogues his demise. Sick men one and all. TOIN DA TABLES
    FERCHRISSAKES!
    I wonder what time it is?
    PASS ME ANOTHER NAIL
    I'm gonna implode.
    Descension downdowndown on a none way trip.
    Bosch looks like a beach party round here
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    green
  • edited 2012-07-10 11:30:40
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    To live between a rock and a hard place, in between time
    Cruising in prime time, soaking up the cathode rays
    To live between the wars and in our time
    Living in real time
    Holding the good time
    Holding on to yesterdays

    You know how that rabbit feels, going under your spinning wheels
    Bright images flashing by, like windshields towards a fly
    Frozen in that fatal climb, but the wheels of time
    Just pass you by...

    Wheels can take you around, wheels can cut you down
    We can go from boom to bust, from dreams to a bowl of dust
    We can fall from rockets red glare, down to brother can you spare
    Another war, another wasteland
    And another lost generation

    It slips between your hands like water, this living in real time
    A dizzying lifetime, reeling by on celluloid
    Struck between the eyes by the big-time world
    Walking on easy street
    Hiding beneath the sheets, got to try to fill the void

    You know how that rabbit feels, going under your spinning wheels
    Bright images flashing by, like windshields towards a fly
    Frozen in that fatal climb, but the wheels of time
    Just pass you by...

    Wheels can take you around, wheels can cut you down
    We can go from boom to bust, from dreams to a bowl of dust
    We can fall from rockets red glare, down to brother can you spare
    Another war, another wasteland
    And another lost generation
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Jelly Bean is not my lover.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It's just an Android operating system that claims that I am the one
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    Android Playstation Phone
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *riffs*
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    it's only a model
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    tumut
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    tumut memorial library
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    huge

    tracts of land
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    now we see the violins inherent in the system
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Yo-Yo Ma said no to the violins. He went for the cello instead
  • The sadness will last forever.
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfffffffcxxxxxxx
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Last Post Wins: The Forum
    Dumbest Post Wins: The Forum

    ...nah
  • edited 2012-07-10 17:28:22
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    It's just a spinoff of the spinoff of the original spinoff of that other forum
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    OH YOU ARE SO FUNNY

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  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    tumut
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    SWAG.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I got so much swag
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    In deeds. Houses of swag, mortgages written in swag.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I have a giant tower just to keep all my swag in.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    music's got me feeling so free
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    we're gonna celebrate
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    celebrate and dance so free

  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    one more time
  • edited 2012-07-10 19:45:59
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Only boob admirers are allowed to sit on my swag tower.
  • Jumping into a cesspool
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