Fouria G: Heh. Anyway, that's odd... salads should never take that long... ever. Must've had some less than competent workers or something else major happened in the back.
i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
Ok so Xenu right
he is this seriously bad dude who is like emperor of a MASSIVE GALACTIC EMPIRE made up of like 26 stars and 76 planets one of which is earth except it isn’t called earth because that doesn’t sound retarded enough no it is called Teegeeack
so the galactic civilization it is pretty much like what earth is like in the 50s and 60s in fact basically exactly alike they wear the same clothes and they have cars and buses and shit not a very advanced galactic civilization actually
BUT WAIT Xenu is about to get deposed for being a seriously bad motherfucker all the time so he’s like OH I KNOW IF I KILL ALL THE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO DEPOSE ME I CAN’T GET DEPOSED FUCKING GENIUS here is the problem guys EVERYONE WANTS TO DEPOSE XENU so he’s like well i guess i better kill everyone but how do i do that i’m going to need some help HEY PSYCHIATRISTS
so all the psychiatrists show up like yea xenu whats up and xenu is like guys i need you to trick all these people or rather all these THETANS because thats what these guys are called into showing up to my place for a tax audit or something and the psychiatrists are like we have no problem with this because we are evil
so all the thetans show up like hey here are our income taxes or something actually hold on why is it that everyone in the galaxy shows up for an INCOME TAX AUDIT especially if we are postulating that these guys have the technology of the 1950s which did not include faster than light travel as far as i can tell so people are travelling HUNDREDS OF YEARS in their shitty, explosion prone spacecraft for an INCOME TAX AUDIT now if it had been a free puppies and cotton candy audit or a professional grade booze enema audit maybe i can see this working but if you want to depose a guy and then he is like HEY HOW BOUT THOSE INCOME TAXES your response should not be RIGHT AWAY SIR CAN I CRADLE YOUR BALLS AS WELL
cause see this whole thing turns out really badly for the thetans like as soon as they show up Xenu freezes them in alcohol and takes their souls and then he puts them in some spaceships and he takes them to earth oh wait i’m sorry TEEGEEACK and he stacks them around volcanoes but see apparently volcanoes are not naturally dangerous enough for Xenu NOOOOOO molten fucking lava is not hardcore enough for this guy so he puts HYDROGEN BOMBS in all of the volcanoes and then blows them right the fuck up vaporizing all these thetans but like keeping their souls intact?
because see the next thing that happens is that xenu forces all these thetans into a massive 3D movie theater where they watch a 36 hour movie encompassing all future religious symbolism and where is this movie theater located exactly? hawaii obviously
so then the thetans get let out of the movie theater and they are so fucking disoriented and like dead and stuff that they just start grabassing at any body they can find turning perfectly functional human beings into skullfucked sadness engines bent on self-destruction and guys that is why we all suck so bad it is because a supervillain put bombs in volcanoes and then evil spirits decided to lay eggs in our minds
and the worst part is if you try and learn all this shit without first preparing yourself to learn it by paying a lot of money again and again the shock will be so great that you will get pneumonia
More seriously, it's kind of weird...I find the purely violent stuff (like "Cupcakes") OK and even funny, but anything rape-oriented (like Molestia) is uncomfortable.
I think that's reasonable. As a culture, violent abuse is something we take very seriously and which is, for various reasons, more easily prosecuted than sexual abuse, so laughing at it is just shock humour.
It could still be triggering for some people, obviously, but so could a lot of things.
Also, I finally watched that video and I think it's bullshit.
Not the theory behind it, as far as I can tell that's sound, but the idea that bronies represent some big challenge to male gender roles or whatever. Bullshit.
AFAIK it's been perfectly successful with its target audience as well as the periphery older demographic.
But yeah, I don't think there's anything wrong with older guys liking the show (obviously), or bringing their own brand of humour with them. I also think that rape jokes are in poor taste regardless of the intended audience, but I think he has a point that, given the demographic the show is targeted towards, they are particularly irresponsible in this instance.
Well, the idea seems to be that this stuff is very malleable. It's determined only by what everybody actually does. So theoretically we could include pretty much whatever as "masculine" or "feminine"...
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he is this seriously bad dude
who is like emperor
of a MASSIVE GALACTIC EMPIRE
made up of like
26 stars
and 76 planets
one of which is earth
except it isn’t called earth
because that doesn’t sound retarded enough
no
it is called Teegeeack
so the galactic civilization
it is pretty much like what earth is like
in the 50s and 60s
in fact basically exactly alike
they wear the same clothes
and they have cars and buses and shit
not a very advanced galactic civilization actually
BUT WAIT
Xenu is about to get deposed
for being a seriously bad motherfucker all the time
so he’s like OH I KNOW
IF I KILL ALL THE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO DEPOSE ME
I CAN’T GET DEPOSED
FUCKING GENIUS
here is the problem guys
EVERYONE WANTS TO DEPOSE XENU
so he’s like well i guess i better kill everyone
but how do i do that
i’m going to need some help
HEY PSYCHIATRISTS
so all the psychiatrists show up like yea xenu whats up
and xenu is like guys i need you to trick all these people
or rather
all these THETANS
because thats what these guys are called
into showing up to my place for a tax audit or something
and the psychiatrists are like we have no problem with this
because we are evil
so all the thetans show up
like hey here are our income taxes or something
actually hold on
why is it
that everyone in the galaxy shows up
for an INCOME TAX AUDIT
especially if we are postulating
that these guys have the technology of the 1950s
which did not include faster than light travel
as far as i can tell
so people are travelling HUNDREDS OF YEARS
in their shitty, explosion prone spacecraft
for an INCOME TAX AUDIT
now if it had been a free puppies and cotton candy audit
or a professional grade booze enema audit
maybe i can see this working
but if you want to depose a guy
and then he is like HEY HOW BOUT THOSE INCOME TAXES
your response should not be RIGHT AWAY SIR CAN I CRADLE YOUR BALLS AS WELL
cause see
this whole thing turns out really badly for the thetans
like as soon as they show up
Xenu freezes them in alcohol and takes their souls
and then he puts them in some spaceships
and he takes them to earth
oh wait i’m sorry
TEEGEEACK
and he stacks them around volcanoes
but see
apparently volcanoes are not naturally dangerous enough for Xenu
NOOOOOO
molten fucking lava is not hardcore enough for this guy
so he puts HYDROGEN BOMBS in all of the volcanoes
and then blows them right the fuck up
vaporizing all these thetans
but like
keeping their souls intact?
because see the next thing that happens
is that xenu forces all these thetans
into a massive 3D movie theater
where they watch a 36 hour movie
encompassing all future religious symbolism
and where is this movie theater located exactly?
hawaii
obviously
so then the thetans get let out of the movie theater
and they are so fucking disoriented
and like
dead and stuff
that they just start grabassing at any body they can find
turning perfectly functional human beings
into skullfucked sadness engines
bent on self-destruction
and guys
that is why we all suck so bad
it is because a supervillain put bombs in volcanoes
and then evil spirits decided to lay eggs in our minds
and the worst part is
if you try and learn all this shit
without first preparing yourself to learn it
by paying a lot of money
again and again
the shock will be so great
that you will get pneumonia
so the moral is
don’t read this myth
unless you want to get pneumonia
THE END
Super-masculine, I am
Honestly, though, I think Cicierega has a point. Rape jokes are tasteless and insensitive, and potentially damaging.
I think Trollestia is amusing and mostly more-or-less innocuous, but Molestia certainly isn't and they overlap.
It could still be triggering for some people, obviously, but so could a lot of things.
Not the theory behind it, as far as I can tell that's sound, but the idea that bronies represent some big challenge to male gender roles or whatever. Bullshit.
But yeah, I don't think there's anything wrong with older guys liking the show (obviously), or bringing their own brand of humour with them. I also think that rape jokes are in poor taste regardless of the intended audience, but I think he has a point that, given the demographic the show is targeted towards, they are particularly irresponsible in this instance.
I don't feel like watching it
there is memes too
How about everybody just does whatever and we call it a day
But yeah, I like that idea.
It is feminism.
It is the basis of queer theory.
It cites John Stuart Mill and Judith Butler.
^^ Rainbow Dash likes anything that starts with "Wonder", huh
At least it wasn't a major wut. Those are the ones you need to look out for.