Last post wins.

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• ProfessorGator

  2012-06-10 22:02:58

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  Shoot her to death, but don't kill her!
• Spacey

  2012-06-10 22:05:17

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  people die when they are killed
• inkblot

  2012-06-10 22:05:34 edited 2012-06-10 22:05:51

  :|

  She can't die, not even if she's killed!
  
• Spacey

  2012-06-10 22:06:38

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  that runs contrary to my previous statement
• Tachyon

  2012-06-10 22:06:47

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  drôle post removed
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-06-10 22:07:34

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  tonight, dying is not on the menu
  
• Tachyon

  2012-06-10 22:09:26

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  It's not too late to sell to Kroger. Really.
• Spacey

  2012-06-10 22:09:29

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  Fouria G said:

  drôle post removed
  

  
  
  that's orwellian
  

  -revolts against everything-

  
  
• Spacey

  2012-06-10 22:09:49

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  futureSpacey? was never seen again. 
• Imipolex G

  2012-06-10 22:09:56

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I'm INVINCIBLE
  
  No one can touch my hair
  
• Haven

  2012-06-10 22:11:07 edited 2012-06-10 22:11:15

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  drell post removed

  because it would have gone extinct
• Spacey

  2012-06-10 22:13:43

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  they may take my life

  but they can't take my dignity
• Spacey

  2012-06-10 22:14:04

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  lol jk
• Tachyon

  2012-06-10 22:14:17

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  futureSpacey? said:

  
  that's orwellian
  

  -revolts against everything-

  
  

  Maybe you forgot
  
  I'm an orwellian kinda guy
  
  
  
• Spacey

  2012-06-10 22:18:06

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  
• Tachyon

  2012-06-10 22:21:06

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  my mod hat didn't work
  
  this is impossible
  
• Spacey

  2012-06-10 22:23:38

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  
• Tachyon

  2012-06-10 22:25:56

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  *flings off cloak*
  
  I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound!
  
• Spacey

  2012-06-10 22:27:09

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  
• Tachyon

  2012-06-10 22:28:43

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  NO FUCK YOU
  
• Justice4243

  2012-06-10 22:30:50

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  XD
• Imipolex G

  2012-06-10 22:31:06

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Idaho potatoes
  
  Made from real Idahoeans
  
• Spacey

  2012-06-10 22:32:52

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  Fouria G said:

  NO FUCK YOU
  

  
  
  looks like i win this time!
  

  -overthrows society-
• Justice4243

  2012-06-10 22:33:48

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  Oh no! Society is where I keep my day-job! 
• Imipolex G

  2012-06-10 22:34:31

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  NOW WE WILL HAVE TO FORAGE
  
• Spacey

  2012-06-10 22:35:30 edited 2012-06-10 22:35:43

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  Justice42 said:

  Oh no! Society is where I keep my day-job! 

  
  
  where's your night job, anarchy
  

  or at least, it is now
• Tachyon

  2012-06-10 22:37:33

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  I didn't think he would really do it.  But now there is no more society.  We're going to have to spend the rest of our lives stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of the Rockefeller Center and climbing the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower, and it's all my fault.
  
• Haven

  2012-06-10 22:38:45

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  
• Spacey

  2012-06-10 22:40:02

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  ^the freezer was full, so i had to put it in the recycling bin 
• Princess Alice

  2012-06-10 22:41:42

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Unicorn Supremacists
• Tachyon

  2012-06-10 22:42:46

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  passive meanness
  
• Spacey

  2012-06-10 22:43:34

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  i am aware of, like, five internet traditions
• Princess Alice

  2012-06-10 22:43:47

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  sign placed upstream of the theoretical gore
• Justice4243

  2012-06-10 22:44:11 edited 2012-06-10 22:47:38

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  God damn it! Bears show up to random Portland schools too much already!

  
  

  Now how are we going to keep them out without society?!

  
  

  Now my daughter will be eaten by a bear...though to be fair, I kinda brought that on myself...

  
  

  
• Spacey

  2012-06-10 22:47:19

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  
  

  
  

  Justice42 said:

  God damn it! Bears show up to random Portland schools too much already!

  
  

  Now how are we going to keep them out without society! 

  
  

  Now my daughter will be eaten by a bear...though to be fair, I kinda brought that on myself...

  
  

  

  you'll have to teach the bears to use their powers for good instead of evil
  
• Tachyon

  2012-06-10 22:50:06

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  
• Haven

  2012-06-10 22:51:37

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  
• Imipolex G

  2012-06-10 22:52:55

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Shit man, I wanna meet Cthulhu
  
• Spacey

  2012-06-10 22:53:46

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  so...cthulhu is a girl?
• Unknown

  2012-06-10 22:55:40

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• Vriska

  2012-06-10 22:56:16

  8luh 8luh.

  omg the death talk, someone on livejournal once claimed that a doctor had told her she had suffered a "near-f8al death."
  
  what.
  
  Then again this person also threatened to call "sir kneight pop-a-pop" on someone and thought people were watching her through her TV.
  
  YNTKT.
  
• Tachyon

  2012-06-10 22:57:57

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  ^^ I didn't know that.
  
  I'm sorry if I caused offence, but I figured the image was silly enough that nobody would take it seriously.
  
• Justice4243

  2012-06-10 23:03:52

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  ^^ I didn't know that.
  
  I'm sorry if I caused offence, but I figured the image was silly enough that nobody would take it seriously.
  

  MY DAD was killed by an apology!

  
  

  Thanks for making me relive that painful memory...realnice!
• Imipolex G

  2012-06-10 23:06:50

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  My mom was KILLED by someone saying hello
  
• Spacey

  2012-06-10 23:08:04

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  hey man, my parents died because of

  ...everything, if all my miscellaneous anecdotes are to be believed 
• Unknown

  2012-06-10 23:09:47 edited 2012-06-10 23:10:08

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• Spacey

  2012-06-11 01:07:39

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  
• inkblot

  2012-06-11 03:00:45

  :|

  My doubles. Check 'em.
  
• Boney

  2012-06-11 06:59:25

  TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut

  What's with all of the shitposting in this thread? I made it so that there can be interesting DISCUSSION about how the last poster in the thread would win and how to rightly celebrate their victory, but you all RUINED it by making it a competitive thread full of garbage. You should feel ASHAMED.
• Unknown

  2012-06-11 08:39:41

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