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• Imipolex G

  2012-06-04 21:18:39

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Why not? 1000 words
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-06-04 21:22:11

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  because if you agree then you'll be a BRICK APOLOGIST
• Imipolex G

  2012-06-04 21:23:05

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Some of my best friends are bricks
  
• Irene

  2012-06-04 21:26:19

  I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.

  Are they built like one?
• Imipolex G

  2012-06-04 21:27:11

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  oh yes
  
• Haven

  2012-06-04 21:27:36

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  
• Imipolex G

  2012-06-04 21:38:05

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  rumble orbs
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-06-04 22:12:57

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  *installs Debian on the next poster's computer*
• Irene

  2012-06-04 22:30:23

  I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.

  Imipolex G said:

  rumble orbs
  

  Playstation move. >_>
• Misery

  2012-06-05 09:14:10

  The sadness will last forever.

  bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
• Spacey

  2012-06-05 16:03:14

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  SPACE ROBOTS
• Misery

  2012-06-05 16:04:48

  The sadness will last forever.

  FOR THE LOVE OF EVIL
• ProfessorGator

  2012-06-05 16:43:25

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  The natural process of man and the cutting of bread
• Spacey

  2012-06-05 17:19:36

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  philosophy is the study of Dr. Phil

  
• Unknown

  2012-06-05 17:21:52 edited 2012-06-05 17:23:15

  The user and all related content has been deleted.
• Misery

  2012-06-05 17:23:39

  The sadness will last forever.

  LOL his show
• Obā-san

  2012-06-05 17:27:34

  
  

  N'er seen it.
• ProfessorGator

  2012-06-05 17:35:17 edited 2012-06-05 17:35:34

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  A seventeen page essay on the drawbacks of getting medical information and advice exclusively from daytime talk shows
• Haven

  2012-06-05 18:17:16

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  I
  want to rock and roll all night
  And PONY ev-er-y day
• Imipolex G

  2012-06-05 19:03:19

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  the source of all known joy in the world
• Sredni Vashtar

  2012-06-05 19:54:07

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Ƿ-ING!
• Imipolex G

  2012-06-05 21:16:54

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I used to do a little but the little wouldn't do it
  so the little got more and more
  
• Tachyon

  2012-06-05 21:36:21

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  
  
• Spacey

  2012-06-05 21:37:02 edited 2012-06-05 21:39:03

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  CAPYBARA 

  ALPACA
  

  VICUNA
  

  GUANACO
  

  well, i'm stumped. what could it possibly be???
  
• Tachyon

  2012-06-05 21:45:12

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Don't be daft, it's obviously a sheep
  
• Anonus

  2012-06-05 21:54:30

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Alpaca in the Big City
  
• Spacey

  2012-06-05 21:59:46

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  I SHALL HAVE A NUMBER SEVEN VALUE MEAL, HOLD THE ALPACA, AND ALSO CAN I GET THAT WITH EXTRA THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES 

  sir, a number seven value meal is just one alpaca, and we're fresh out of that thing you just said

  THEN I SHALL TAKE MY BUSINESS ELSEWHERE, GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR 
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-06-05 22:05:15

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  It's weird, either I don't have any enemies, or almost everyone is my enemy. No in-between. Just depends on my mood
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-06-05 22:07:27

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  pope on a rope
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-06-05 22:09:19

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  1978
• Imipolex G

  2012-06-05 22:09:31

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Wish I had a cupcake.
  
• Tachyon

  2012-06-05 22:15:24

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  
• Imipolex G

  2012-06-05 22:15:48

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  D:
• PlutoniumFist

  2012-06-05 22:17:41

  Living tissue over endoskeleton.

  
  
• Spacey

  2012-06-05 22:51:46 edited 2012-06-05 22:51:52

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  My Little Pony: The Movie

  Starring: Danny DeVito
  
• Misery

  2012-06-06 00:11:37

  The sadness will last forever.

  ding donga
• Misery

  2012-06-06 00:11:41

  The sadness will last forever.

  vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
• Misery

  2012-06-06 00:11:47

  The sadness will last forever.

  O>O
• Boney

  2012-06-06 00:30:44

  TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut

  tumut
• Misery

  2012-06-06 00:32:05

  The sadness will last forever.

  REAPER REAPER THATS WHAT THEY CALL ME
• Irene

  2012-06-06 00:33:26

  I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.

  The Grim Reaper
• Princess Alice

  2012-06-06 00:36:45

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Don't Fear The Reaper
• Spacey

  2012-06-06 00:38:04

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  la la laaaaaaaaaa la laah
• Unknown

  2012-06-06 00:40:09

  The user and all related content has been deleted.
• Misery

  2012-06-06 00:47:04

  The sadness will last forever.

  ko
• Princess Alice

  2012-06-06 00:48:10

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  ^^ Ooh, who are AU and I? We can't both be Nepeta, after all; that'd be weird.
• Spacey

  2012-06-06 00:50:49

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  Lumine said:

  Homestuck: The Movie
  
  Claus as Tavros
  Vriska as Vriska
  Lumine as Terezi
  futureSpacey? as Dave
  

  
  
  
  

  

  

  
• Unknown

  2012-06-06 00:59:38

  The user and all related content has been deleted.
• Spacey

  2012-06-06 01:05:03

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  

  
• Misery

  2012-06-06 01:20:57

  The sadness will last forever.

  dc